to aggressively lose it whilst drunk, usually in an irrational rant aimed at your best friends before going down swinging punches. Any display of drunken 'Drama' prior to collapsing into a comatose state.
After ten Jägerbombs Dave seemed fine but then he suddenly decided to "go bandit" on Mary because she dared to buy him another drink. It was ok though, he just passed out trying to find the toilets.
by Billy Us January 22, 2014

Going for a Johnathon is where you work on a night shift and skive off by going to the toilets for the sole purpose of playing with yourself
by Nighter May 20, 2018

by Simp girl June 17, 2023

by Joew310 August 1, 2016

An expression used when replying to someone else's good news or moment during conversation to express your complete disgust in their happiness
by Da_banks July 9, 2017

what a teen girl can say to her parents, sarcastically, as an excuse, when asked what she did instead of doing homework or performing other duties, such as helping with younger siblings
going for a ride means, most often than not, for said teen girl, going to her bf's house for a quickie or bumble-stumbling at a friend's house
by Sexydimma January 16, 2017

A metaphor used by morons, that has no idea what a metaphor is. When someone famous says something that doesn't make it a metaphor.
by Antifia January 27, 2023
