Cunt Umbrella

1. A shallow silicone cup inserted into the vagina to prevent pregnancy.

2. An insult to demean lesser males.
1. "Ey yo bitch! I wanna get freaky. You rockin' yo Cunt Umbrella??"

2. "Zac was being a fucking Cunt Umbrella"
by Zabuckeo January 06, 2014
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horse cunting

A job that seems pointless and useless and drives a dog fucker crazy
I was cleaning up wood in a yard full of garbage , then I said “why the fuck am I cleaning up this horse cunting shit when there is garbage everywhere?”
by Froghead123 May 21, 2021
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Cunt Gathering

An event where the only person engaged with the music is the DJ or band, while the audience chooses to film the experience instead of being fully present in the moment.
Went to this weird club last night where the cringy DJs were the only people dancing. Everybody was on their phone, no vibe, souless atmosphere, a total cunt gathering.
by Joe Smiff October 17, 2024
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suction cunt

A girl who has so much sex that her vagina is like a vacuum for dicks.
“Yo Jessica is such a hoe!”
“Yeah haha what a suction cunt.”
by artesticle May 10, 2019
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Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt

When that one friend has pushed their shit waaaaaayyyyyy too far. Call them this, it'll shut them right up.
*Unwitty argument, you slowly grow tired of their shit* "Oh just shut up, you Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt" *Silence ensues*
by sgfminecraft00 October 07, 2017
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Cum Guzzling Thunder Cunt

This is simple. It is Daniel Wells.
“You cum guzzling thunder cunt!!”

“Oh, you mean Daniel Wells?”
by Rihannanourt November 10, 2019
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