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Just like in the reals

Used as an alternative to "just like in real life / in the real world". Currently used by out-of-touch marketing executives and aging, formerly-trendy people desperately clinging to the last shreds of relatability with maturing zoomers, attempting to prove they are still trendy and "with it".

Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."
1: "If you spend money on this product or service, you'll have an edge on your competition- just like in the reals."
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*
by Robert Boucher August 28, 2021
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put it on you like lipstick

using the penis in a circular motion over the lips as a lipstick dispenser. like a woman applying lipstick
by mayhem/adamdog23 January 31, 2022
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hung like a fish

To be hung like some fish means your penis is purportedly comparable not to that fish's penis, but to the whole fish. A Northern pike (Esox lucius), the species of pike most familiar to your average Brit, grows up to 150 centimeters (59 inches) long.
by preston1234 January 6, 2023
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looks like that

Shortened version of shes has very good looks.
Often used as a synonym for, baddie,bad bitch and attractive.
Wow she got looks like that”
by Dr Noma July 8, 2021
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RUN LIKE A DONKE

Run like a donkey is something I thought of, it defines a person telling another person to run fast, but in a more funny or interesting way
Person 1: RUN LIKE A DONKE
Person 2: bUt i aM1!1!!1!!
Person 1: e v e n f a s t e r
by Ninja Monke March 4, 2021
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