Religion I can get behind

Do you even hear yourself?

Sam Sedar "Now that's a Religion I can get behind! You know? Where God... Wants the things I want... And values the things I value... Like me and God have the same thoughts and desires... That's a religion I can get behind! And no one should be allowed to have more political power than me either."

Hym "You... You see how that is the exact thing I said about atheist shit-libs who split hairs on religion, right? Like, you want you to be the God.... And that's when you're fine with it. Solipsistic narcissism."

Sam Sedar "Right but if the religion was me it would be good."

Hym "Right, see, THIS is why I just murder God. That exact line of reasoning is exactly why I needs to die."

by Hym Iam January 22, 2025

Getting Momcelled

Referring to when your friend gets delayed or is forced to cancel plans due to parental interference
frequently spelled Momcel'ed due to the common 'cel' suffix of terms like incel, etc.

"Did Matthew say when he'll be back?"
"Nah, He's Getting Momcelled right now, so he probably won't be back soon"

by Spartmilkma September 7, 2025

Get a life

begin leading a more fulfilling or fascinating life.

I know I watch a lot of reality TV, but hey, at least I'm entertained! Maybe you should find a hobby too, you know, get a life (of your own)!

by Arminkshipper July 4, 2024

Do you always get up this surly?

What you ask someone who is habitually snapping back at you due to his not having "slept in" long enough in da morning.

"Do you always get up this surly?"
"Yes, I actually DO --- and don't call me 'Shirley'!"

by QuacksO July 24, 2024

Get tuzed

Getting outplayed by an allusive player

Get tuzed, bruh.

by The Tuzining December 17, 2017

Get A Job Day

Get A Job Day is a day on the 28th November in which any adult who lives solely on the governments wallet is encouraged to get a job and go outside

It's November 28th, Get A Job Day. Go get a job you useless redditor manbaby.

by AgaurderOfBoltsReal November 27, 2023

get out of my ear

When u tell someone to leave u alone and or be quiet.

“Ur gay”said Justin,
“Get out of my ear Justin”.

by Fortnitesuperultragamerdudebro August 12, 2021