by Ihavephatshmeat April 17, 2020

When you go to the produce section at a supermarket, find the ripest, softest banana, stuff it , unpeeled, into your girlfriend's pussy, and eat out the soft remains of the banana from inside of her.
by SeamaldoesDefinitions April 14, 2020

by Serpentman May 20, 2019

It's where you get jackhammerd in your doo doo hole by a diamond encrusted champagne bottle while watching the last 15 minutes of Superman III
by Doc Dirty Fuck June 20, 2019

by grpple April 16, 2020

Alleyoh is a Dirty Tree
by lunchie85 November 16, 2012

When you need to take a leak after engaging in anal sex with your boyfriend but instead of urine coming out a slow yet steady stream of faecal matter proceeds to exit the urethra
Just used toilet paper on my German helmet because of the massive Dirty Jonothan I expelled from my meat and two veg
by Brosephene April 2, 2020
