Patriotic Derangement Syndrome (PDS)

The excessive display of patriotism at every opportunity in order to disguise bigotry and paranoia.

Cletus' Patriotic Derangement Syndrome (PDS) is in full swing today, he's been posting lots of anti-immigrant, racist, and homophobic memes on Facebook with American flag, and bald eagle backgrounds, along with nostalgic messages about how the country didn't used to be like this, and taking their country back.

by Darrenphughes June 29, 2015

band-trip boyfriend syndrome

A band-trip boyfriend is acquired in the following manner: a single band geek sits beside another single band geek on the band bus over the duration of a band trip (especially a long one). Close quarters and raging hormones result in a couple, especially in middle-school scenarios where "having-a-boyfriend" is considered an essential mark of status. Because of sheer desperation on the part of some band geeks, it's nearly inevitable.

Susy sat next to Jake on the band trip to Florida. They're going out now; it's a perfect case of Band-Trip Boyfriend Syndrome

by .______. April 21, 2006

Rich White Girl Syndrome

This only affects upper-class Caucasian females. Girls afflicted with said syndrome are constantly trying to escape the fact that they are rich white girls. To seem more down to earth they try too hard to be artsy and/or outdoorsy. Despite the fact that their parents have paid their way through life, they still attempt to appear independent and free spirited. Commonly, a female affected by RWGS will force themselves into friendships with minorities or gays, as they think that this will make them out to have substance when they are actually shallower than a puddle in Arizona. Often times, the rich white girl will make her way into an art school, usually to major in fashion/design, however the acceptance into said art school is not due to her underwhelming artistic talent, but rather the span of her parents' wallet. They are commonly dressed with a style like that of a hipster. Though one may claim that she bought that sweater at Saver's, don't be fooled; she bought it for $50 at Urban Outfitters. These girls like to act as if they can party, but if they drink anything harder than a beer or do hard drugs then they'll be vomiting or passed out within the hour. Conversations with rich white girls will often revolve around them. Although they love to talk about life's hardships, the hardest part of their day is deciding which size coffee to get at Starbucks. Girls affected with RWGS are usually vegetarians and/or smokers. They are commonly referred to as yuppies.

Stanley: Who the fuck is that drunk bitch who decided to come on a camping trip whilst wearing a two-hundred dollar pair of shoes and a frilly lacy ass dress??

Marcus: Oh, that's Brittany. Don't mind her, she's just got Rich White Girl Syndrome. Not much of a conversationalist, but still hot as fuck. If she takes another sip out of that dumb ass floral flask in her leather satchel, I'm getting my dick wet tonight

Stanley: Whatever man, but she spilled beer in the tent. Mop it up so you don't get her, for whatever reason, perfectly done up hair any stickier. Who the FUCK does their hair to go camping, dude for real. I hate yuppies.

by Jacquefeline March 5, 2013

Sudden Chat Death Syndrome

A long awkward pause in online chat rooms after someone has done or said something that leaves everyone at a lose for words. It can be also caused by a lack of things to talk about.It can be cured by someone coming in and saying Hi.

Chatter1:My father touched in bad ways when I was little.

20 minute pause

Chatter6:Hi!!

Chatter3:Oh thank god I thought it would go on forever.

Chatter6:What?

Chatter3:Sudden Chat Death Syndrome

Chatter6:Oh

by T-ReeyZ July 15, 2010

Friendship Incest Syndrome (FIS)

Friendship Incest Syndrome is an occurrence where you have a group of friends who have all dated and broken up with the same people, then you are eventually forced to be friends with an ex because they're still in your circle of friends - in fact they're probably dating one of your friends by now. It effects a small # of people, likely living in Southern California. It extends to Frenemies who have removed themselves from the circle whom you can never fully get away from.

I'm going to a concert tonight, oh jeez, Robin & Joe are going to be there...Friendship Incest Syndrome (FIS).

by Ms. Woods July 7, 2010

Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome

1. When the real world hits you like a slap to the face after a fierce masturbation session.

Joe: "I beat off with birthday cake frosting... I hated myself and wanted to die..."

Terry: " Sounds like Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome to me. Don't sweat it, bro. It's normal. But that IS fucked up..."

by mbarfiel February 4, 2010

Beta male bitch syndrome

Basically when a insecure pussy talks down to you to feel better about their miserable existence. They often avoid confrontation and front and buckle when confronted.

You see that guy talking shit, but can’t back it?

Yeah, he must suffer from beta male bitch syndrome.

by Joking jester August 5, 2018