A beanie cunt is a person that is always seen wearing a beanie and is often too lippy for their own good. They are actively pestering others with their incessant niggling.
Bo: Say, what is it with that guy in the beanie always being rude and smarmy??
Izzy: You mean Jack? He's a beanie cunt, that's what beanie cunts do.
Izzy: You mean Jack? He's a beanie cunt, that's what beanie cunts do.
by Ziggy Crankhandle October 8, 2014
Get the beanie cuntmug. by RoosterMav232323 January 5, 2024
Get the Thunder Cuntmug. by PIDATO1 November 2, 2021
Get the cuntmug. I fingered. My gf's pussy until she came some,
Cunt jism. Then I brushed my teeth 🤣 with it and then we kissed
Cunt jism. Then I brushed my teeth 🤣 with it and then we kissed
by 4realazitgits April 19, 2021
Get the Cunt jismmug. A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.
Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.
Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.
Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.
"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"
"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"
by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009
Get the Cock Juggling Thunder Cuntmug. A female who either has a nasty-ass pussy from being a whore or a bitch who has canker-like sores on her pussy, also from being a whore.
by LilosLingo September 4, 2015
Get the Canker-Cuntmug. Noun/Adjective The female equivalent of "bag of dick." Used to describe something terrible. Imagine when you open a can of condensed soup and it plops out in a gelatinous mould of the can but instead of soup, it's cunts.
"She wants me to work a double this weekend? She can go eat a can of cunts."
"I found a package of year old sushi on the shelf. It smelled like a can of cunts."
"I found a package of year old sushi on the shelf. It smelled like a can of cunts."
by Steepsy May 8, 2014
Get the Can of Cuntsmug.