to get mugged off

Having someone masturbate you with one hand, then catching the jizz in a mug that they are holding with the other.

"I met an interesting girl/boy last night. Gave me a right good old mugging off."
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"I was down at Whatever Bar this weekend. The number of people who were looking to get mugged off was surprisingly low" / "Really? There must be a mug shortage in town".
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"Had a disappointing evening. Got mugged off with a flimsy plastic cup." / "Well, ceramics is a dying art."

by autodefa June 14, 2015

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tee off

to wake up with morning wood

do i know what morning wood is?! i tee off every morning

by Niza November 26, 2007

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Related Words

off • off the chain • off the hook • office • offspring • offended • offline • off tha hook • offensive • Off the Goop

deals off

You need to pull out everyones power or else you aren't getting the papers!

by Anonymous March 31, 2003

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swagging-off

using your swag

-"yo where you using your swag on that girl over there"
-"yeah, i was swagging-off all on her"

by willy um April 12, 2009

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tittying off

where you use an erect nipple as a golfing tee, to help with a driving shot down the fairway.

My girlfriend and I went golfing the other day but i left all my tees at home. "Not to worry" she said as she whacked her tits out and i tittied off (past tense of tittying off) right there and then!

by nodge March 5, 2010

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