urban guard dog

Peacock

These urban guard dogs are great at alerting us to mischief on the block, and are pretty too.

by catfacedchuckles March 14, 2015

Salty old dog

Charming yet sleezy.

Hey look at jake over there with all those girls! He's going to get laid tonight the salty old dog.

by Bees harrow March 29, 2015

Dog eyeing

When a girl is going down on you and she looks up into your eyes.

Omg the other night my girlfriend was going down on me and I caught her dog eyeing.

by Bsaw May 22, 2015

Breakfast Sausage Hot Dog

When a guy wakes you up from your sleep by inserting their dick down your throat.

Karen: this morning my husband thought it would be funny to wake me up by giving me a breakfast sausage hot dog.

by BloodyyShreddaR June 12, 2015

beer dogging

Meaning #1: Whilst fucking your girl from behind, pour beer on your crank and use for lubricant. (WARNING: This may cause yeast infections).

Meaning #2: I new fad diet in which you only eat hot dogs and drink beer. Common exercise for this diet may include: Sitting around and doing nothing or playing beer pong and hitting on ugly bitches.

"I need to buy more beer. I was beer dogging your mom last night and i ran out."

"Dude i love my new diet! all you have to do is nothing i don't normally do."

by QTIP-YOUR-GURL July 25, 2015

fur of the dog that bit me

To drink alcohol the morning after getting wasted to cure a hangover.

" How you feeling man"
" like shit. I need the fur of the dog that bit me"

by Hey you guys July 30, 2015

Saltiest Dog

The act of mastering the "trade" with the ladies. You are the saltiest dog meaning that you get the most action from the ladies. Also meaning you have no problem getting action.

Bro1:Did you see Carson Smith with those girls?

Bro2: ya he is the saltiest dog. He gets so much action.

by Hellothere24 August 6, 2015