Teary eyed, you take the opportunity with hope in your mouth to reach out and grab (and hold firmly) the double ended dildo which penetrates two subjgated liars before you
"Oh hey brian what are you doing today?"
"Oh you know, just going to the mall"
"Woah buddy, thats a good opportunity to take hold of"
"It tears me up to think I could and wouldn't brian, to think I could and wouldn't"
"Oh hey brian what are you doing today?"
"Oh you know, just going to the mall"
"Woah buddy, thats a good opportunity to take hold of"
"It tears me up to think I could and wouldn't brian, to think I could and wouldn't"
In the moment she saw before her, another opportunity of 'going to the mall', and took it, welling up in proud hope and honor at the gift she had been given
by PatchyScratchy July 13, 2025

by me im adam April 29, 2019

a reference alluding to the worst call anyone has ever made, usually placed after a particularly bad call to emphasise how terrible it was
by livelaughlovedicknballs October 11, 2023

When you have anal sex on her parents bed. I made this up because I went to visit Indiana with an ex once and we had anal sex on her dad's bed.
by OtherNameWentMissing February 8, 2018

( originating from 'the male cave' described in John Gray's Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus):
A nicer or more offensive way-depending on the context- telling someone ' please don't talk to me right now.
A nicer or more offensive way-depending on the context- telling someone ' please don't talk to me right now.
Emily: Carl we can't afford to live in this apartment anymore, we need more income.
Carl: Emily go back to your cave, I'll have to think about how to best handle your request. I have to think about how to get a better paying job.
Carl: Emily go back to your cave, I'll have to think about how to best handle your request. I have to think about how to get a better paying job.
by Sexydimma April 9, 2021

The process of hooking up with two Vietnamese girls in the back of a shitty Honda Civic, performing ass to mouth with one and letting the other fuck you with a strap on.
Ben: Yo bro, how did your night go with those to Vietnamese chicks?
Chris: We had a fun night, we just did a little Vietnamese Go-Kart, then headed back home for dinner.
Chris: We had a fun night, we just did a little Vietnamese Go-Kart, then headed back home for dinner.
by JGGJR February 21, 2017

Newest version of archaic going hard...used only by the most hip of the informed of the most badass of every generation.
by Not a millennial March 19, 2022
