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Taunt the one-eyed weasel

Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"

Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."
by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017
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One time

South Central Los Angeles in the late 80s when the police would pull onto the street in the projects, the young gangster lookouts would holler out "one time" or "two times" or more etc. depending on how many patrol cars were coming down the street. One time meant a single unit on routine patrol. Two times or more meant a bust was coming.
Whistle out...one time coming!
by 10-15 June 3, 2022
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Nation Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes day is April 17th. On this day you may ask any loved one for nudes. UNO REVERSE CARD UNUSABLE!!! Loved ones is including friends, family, or your "sexual partner". haha you lonely prick
Mother: "Hey John, you gonna get anything good from your wife on April 17th?"
John Doe: "Whaddya mean mom?"
Mother: "April 17th is national ask your loved ones for nudes day!"
John Doe: "I hope I get to see a picture of a nice cream pie from her then."
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and one more

a phrase put on the activity section of ones facebook info, usually placed at the end, to insinuate drug or alcohol use, most commonly marijuana. "and two more" is also common
basketball, chillin with friends, doin st00pid shit, and one more...
by ontoast4life November 28, 2010
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Real one

Going to the strip club the night before a playoff game
Dwayne Haskins is a real one bro.

What makes Dwayne Haskins a real one?

Dude went to the strip club the night before a playoff game. That’s the definition of a real one.
by Billy big boy April 9, 2022
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that one dude

by Natertater1633 November 14, 2020
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No one is no one, only one

Something that blurted out of my mouth when I was pacing around my room, talking to myself about love, suffering from wanting-to-be-held syndrome, AND HAD ONLY 4 HOURS OF SLEEP THE LAST NIGHT.

I think it was supposed to mean, “Everyone has an only one” or something.
“No one is no one, only one. Words from a young, hormone-crazy lady.”
by glxcious January 19, 2024
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