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Douche bag

Word originated in Hamilton, from an Indian man named Azeem Patel. Legend suggests he was a natural asshole, and his personality was so cocky and rude, the people around him had to invent a new word to describe it.
You're almost a big a douche bag as Azeem Patel!
by goodgirlsgoforassholes October 18, 2012
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Punching the Speed Bag

(v) Masturbating. Whilst you masturbate, your hand may impact your testicles which share a similar shape to that of a speed bag.
After seeing those Sophie Howard pics, I felt the need to start punching the speed bag.
by Tman227 September 11, 2016
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Bag-carrier

Someone who has been promoted well above their level of competence, whose skill set and work experience is more suited to that of a lowly bag-carrier.
"Hey did you hear Yohei got promoted to chairman?"
"Wut no way, that incompetent bag-carrier?! lol"
by Market Cap May 19, 2025
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Crumple the carrier bag

To have a posh wank with a Durex extra safe. Known thus due to the noise that you will make.
I got busted twice last nite crumpling the carrier bag, shocker.
by Jibber June 13, 2005
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Trick Bag

Two or more courses of action, presented as options, that all lead to failure.

Supervisors or managers will resort to this in order to deliberately cause a subordinate to fail. When the employee fails, he or she is counseled or terminated for failing the task.
Last Monday my supervisor gave me a choice of cleaning the entire assembly line in one day or inventorying everything in the warehouse in one day. I chose the inventory and could not complete it in one day so I got fired. My supervisor put me in a trick bag.
by Rob64Tampa September 23, 2020
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Blue Adidas man bag

The most hideous thing to see on earth and should be burned with the jews
That boy with that blue Adidas man bag looks like a bellend
by Horses in the back May 17, 2019
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Sea bagging

When playing a game like sea of thieves or a similar pirate game and you tea bag another player at sea.
That random wouldn’t leave the game so I put my balls in his face till he left, sea bagging was the only way.
by Dipdip potatochip May 22, 2018
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