i got you, buddy

When you're in trouble and your boyfriend saves you by shooting your enemy

"I got you, buddy!"

by Pidge My Smol Child June 29, 2018

Oh, actually i can’t

Basically means “I would rather put myself in a very awkward position, then do the task that I said I was going to do but now do not want to do and actually did not want to do in the first place but chose to be nice and bow I’m thinking 1 million different possibilities of how to get out of it“ or “ I would rather die, Watch paint dry, or any other horrendous task then do this but I’m trying to be a good human being and be polite“

You: are you ready for brunch tomorrow?

person who doesn’t wanna be there: Oh, actually I can’t

by That person there June 29, 2018

I hope they cancel Oprah

A phrase used against a person who's fan of Oprah Winfrey. They will go mad immediately.

From Drake & Josh, The Foam Finger.

Dude 1: I hope you go bald!
Dude 2: I hope they cancel Oprah!
Dude 1: TAKE THAT BACK!!!

by da_wick3d_boi96 September 1, 2018

i would rock you

playing a game and to have sexual intercourse after. Non stop and very violently.

we should play checkers. i would rock you.

by beachbabe56 September 28, 2018

I might give it a fuck

I might check it out/watch it/listen to it (in response to a recommendation).

Steve: Dude, you gotta hear Kendrick’s new album.
Vicki: Yeah, I might give it a fuck.

by jaybs June 3, 2018

I can make this better

What every Asian mom would say after eating food made by someone else

Me: *trys to enjoy some pizza*
My Asian mom: I can make this better

by spectre729 July 30, 2019

I love urban noth

It,s a saying by all(urban dictionary) lovers: I,am urban dictionary, but I mean, now, I,m feeling sexy tonight!(awhile)_ These people are female only, fast are going to bed with their male (permanent)friend or husbands.

I love urban noth say I,m fond of you!

by bad,good? August 6, 2019