aladdin motherfucker

a phrase you throw for your horny ass nigga.

mahn! stop being so aladdin motherfucker on my bulge dick!

by skrrt143 September 2, 2019

The Motorbike

When you're in the cowgirl position and your girl grabs your testicles like they are handles on a motorbike.

Are we doing the motorbike later tonight? My balls are feeling like they need to be handled.

by YOL September 23, 2019

Yo-motherfuckas

Derogatory term for black people first uttered by comedian Bill Burr

I was driving— actually I was having someone else drive my town car huhuh. And we drove by a group of yo-motherfuckas...

by Jeffrey Prinz October 29, 2019

jakob mott

Any person with this name is automatically the best person you will ever meet. He's nice, kind, sweet, and pretty cute. It takes him a while to decide if he likes you and if he does, then he'll keep that person for a while. So you guys better back off him!

Person 1; Omg is that Jakob Mott???
Person 2; Omg it is! He looked at me one time and smiled!
Person 1; But he's dating that girl :(
Person 2; Dang! he'll probably be with her for a while
Person 1; Yep, because he's loyal.

by OOMPALOOMPA_LORD November 7, 2019

Your mother times 3

If your mother is gay

You are also

Mother gay means that if your mother is gay you are also gay your mother times 3

by Your mother times 3 November 9, 2019

mindless motion

when the government tries to waste your time through things that can't benefit your personhood.

The mindless motion made less than .1 percent of the world's population historical.

by Coop Dupe November 27, 2019

Jacob Motsinger

An very smelly and ugly looking human bagel who obsessively desires men.

Quit digging through garbage cans to look for dildos man. You aren’t Jacob Motsinger.

by Msizzy January 6, 2020