Dick Facey

The alias of Nick Dacey

"Hi everyone, I'm Dick Facey and I'm going to play you all a song."

by asdkjhfd September 25, 2006

dick jumper

one who jumps from one 27 year old dick to another.

damn dawg..that Samantha English is a dick jumper

Sho nuff playa..no plexin

by Hood Nigguh January 19, 2008

That Real Dick

The most exclusive stick that most bitches have only heard or dreamt about. Only the most elite hoes can truly understand.

Justin: Wow, look at that, he is really handling his business
Tim: Well what do you expect, he's a grown ass man.
Some Girl: Yeah, and he been slangin' me that real dick too.
Dylan: Bitch, quit telling everybody about my business.

by DylanTimJustinMike March 27, 2008

TWEEDLE DICK

Tweedle Dick: a person whom thinks he his shit together, really he is a dick. One whom thinks he cool and really sucks.
They sit around all day talking about how smart and creative they are. In fact, they usually only create network hang-ups and little brown replicas of themselves in the toilets

Did you here the shit Tweedle Dick was saying! Man he's not cool.

by bart desert February 26, 2009

Dick Mitten

Slang term for Vagina.

Oh, you kicked me right in the Dick Mitten!

by KJ152 January 21, 2009

Sucking Dick

"Sucking Dick" can be a reference to smoking methamphetamine. Especially in central California. Pyrex glass pipes a.k.a. oil burners are often called dicks/glass dicks/the devil's dick.

That bitch's cheese slid off her cracker... She's been sucking dick all night.
Damn girl. Brush your teeth! You got dick breath going on.
Mom... Come suck this dick (hands his mom the meth pipe) my mom's sucking my dick. LMFAO
Its moms turn in the circle to suck dick. (Who's dick depends on who owns the pipe)
The quietest this bitch ever gets is the eight seconds she's sucking that dick....then she back at it.
I've never seen so many guys suck dick...share the same dick...suck dick and not be gay....talk while sucking dick..... Go cross eyed on a dick that's in their mouth....

Damn man!!! You got your teeth knocked put by more than just a couple dicks!!(referring to tooth decay from smoking meth)
Suck my angelic dick!!!! HA

by 7DiamondsKingpin March 15, 2021

dick upshit

Something that happens when you fuck shit up.

If Billy isnt careful, hes going to Dick upshit if im not careful.

by Bill W April 5, 2004