The act of forcing anal excretion whilst ensuring oneself is in a squatted position over the intended target and replicating the famous 'war-dance' of the Maori tribes of New Zealand. The shit haka can also be used to 'crimp-off' at the end of an excretive episode.
by Shit haka September 24, 2008
when you go swimming with a person in an ocean/lake/wavepool. Swim in front of them and take a shit. the wave will carry the shit and slap the person behind you.
You: Goddamn man did you seriously just shit slap me???
he: Well we do have to take advantage of the waves huh?
he: Well we do have to take advantage of the waves huh?
by danithebanani August 07, 2011
A man or woman that lives their lives among millions, but never once connects with a single soul. Instead traveling from person A to person B in a never ending quest of soul capturing.
The longest road on the road to catalonia is a solo road, traveled only by the most dilligent shit misers this floating rock of a planet has to offer.
by urban sam May 12, 2007
by whatisthisidontevenno December 10, 2010
After you take a dump and you press the flush handle but not long enough so the shit just moves but never gets flushed.
Jack: Dude that bathroom is horrible!
You: Yea I know its so horrible I think I just left a shit shift because the toilet and bathroom was just that bad.
You: Yea I know its so horrible I think I just left a shit shift because the toilet and bathroom was just that bad.
by pinzilla619 December 02, 2009
by takethat. January 25, 2010
Another way of calling someone a candy ass. A way to imply that said person defecates the hard candy brand Skittles.
by Walker10,000 May 09, 2008