If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked

if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.

Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."

by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025

Bunch of Cunts

The collective noun describing a group of cyclists, especially the ones that have a shoulder to ride in but decide to ride on the line or roadside of the line. Also see Parking Inspectors

Fuck, those cyclists are a Bunch of Cunts, I bet half of them are Parking Inspectors

by NotAcunt July 30, 2025

cunt

that grab hold of flesh on a woman above the clit below the stomach that just pulls them onto your cock, that grab handle

take me by the cunt and do whatever you want

by ursd<3 August 9, 2025

Colchester Cunt

Somebody from Colchester, who is an arsehole and has noncy tenancies

Person a: "Oh, we have a new staff member have you met him?"
Person b:"oh Alex Davies? He's such a Colchester cunt!"

by Paul root August 10, 2025

Comment Cunt

Basically people who go into YouTube comment sections and type meaningless and braindead shit like "Bro fell off", "I was born in the wrong generation", "Damn is 🤣🎉", "Don't check my profile", "5000+ Aura" "Those who know", "We got ____ Before GTA six", "The beat: 🗿 The song: 🗿 The producer: 🗿", "Anyone else here in (Current Year)?" And finally, the worst, most horrible comment you can find on YouTube: "(Statement) Like if you agree 👇".

Seth: *Opens YouTube Shorts*
Cody: "Seth, check the comment section!"
Seth: "Damn.. These comments are braindead as fuck.."
Cody: "Yep, filled to the brim With Comment Cunts.."

by We can officially be friends. August 10, 2025

cunt bung

A slang term for a tampon.

Not recommended or intended for use against woman when on their period and in a bad mood.

“Ew bro, did you see that cunt bung in Sarahs bathroom?”

by McRota August 11, 2025

cunt

A great person who will make a lot of money one day

that guy is such a cunt!

by addison g August 12, 2025