butt time doctor

The doctor that performs colonoscopies, and any other thing dealing with the pooping area.
Man i just turned 40. Time to get a colonoscopy. I’ve got to go see the butt time doctor.
by Jmaktheknife July 14, 2022
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Butt tip

When a mans penis tip is shaped weirdly or looks like a butt, has a butt tip
Ayo you got a nice butt tip
by Butt tip February 10, 2021
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Borderline Butt

Near the side of the gluts Maximus- Almost thigh territory, but not quite
"Sorry I poked your butt."
"That wasn't my butt- that was borderline butt"
by LeeMiMe February 07, 2012
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butt foul

When one tries to enter another's pooper, but does not succeed.
Eric temporarily woke from a dream, announced there had been a butt foul, a huge butt foul, then immediately went back to sleep
by anhelbaby785 January 16, 2016
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fat ass dookie butt

A woman that has a lot of poops near her but hole.
by Stellarspace April 11, 2022
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beauta-butt

Guy definition: a very hot and sexy woman with a fine ass.

Girl deffinition: an ugly or fat chick.

Its a way for guys to communicate to each other in front of their girlfriends without getting yelled at by their woman.
You're walking through the mall with your budd and your girl.

You want to point them out to your friend without your girl getting mad.
Well good thing hot chicks always travel with a fat ugly one.

You; look at that beauta-butt
(Your girl instantly turns around)

Friend; she is repulsive.

You; yeah she is, DAMN

Friend; she is so fat.

You; look at the size of that ass on her.

While still enjoying the view.
Your girl has no idea you're talking about the hot one with the nice titts and ass. She doesn't get mad or think a thing.

Kind of a reverse phycology type of thing.
It really works. Been doing it for years.
by coryjay February 05, 2010
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Fuck Monkey Butt

When your so desperate that you will fuck anything, including a monkey
Jacob: God damn, I need someone to fuck
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...
by Jellotin Desert September 03, 2009
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