Butt smuggler

A infant found on the bus that carries marijuana or usually methamphetamine packages in their anal passage. Usually found with a discrepant looking mother in a underfunded stroller. Between the ages of 0-24 months often found smelling of sickly sweet poop.
You find butt smugglers to sell your drugs for you on any major transit access
by Cody5050 May 27, 2023
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Butt-booger

Noun: used to describe a small amount of fecal matter that is stuck or trapped on the outside of the rectum. (Also known as a dingleberry)
I was in such a hurry to poop this morning, I think I missed some and now I am stuck with a butt-booger that needs a good picking.
by Surplus of Fart August 29, 2023
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Tail-Butt

The common "wedgie": explained by a toddler
Mommy, i have a tail-butt.
by WoodenVxgina August 06, 2019
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Butt Fail

"Omg shaniqua, I totally goofed the other night." "Guuul whatchu mean?" "Guuurrl he be puttin that rod in my stank bank and I totally butt failed
.." "Aww naw.gurl that no good."
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Chicken Booty Mc Butt Butt

person a: guess what
person b: what
person a: CHICKEN BOOTY MC BUTT BUTT!!
person b: *gets sad at the joke* or *dies of laughter*
by lovey dovey <3 August 10, 2022
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Canadian butt plug

Where you are bum fucking someone and right when you are about to cum you pull out and shove dried poutine cheese in there ass to plug up the but.
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I gave that lady the Canadian butt plug, she took it like a boss.
by Orakaze 123 August 27, 2022
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Butt prizer

One who asserts himself by prying open the butt cheeks of another to gain forced and unlawful entry.
Bob was powerless in his efforts to save his arse from violation by the butt prizer. He got f****d for being in prison.
by Orphanater March 11, 2011
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