Pulling-a-Christal

The act of leaving your pregnant wife or girlfriend behind at the hospital, halfway through labor, in order to return back to the house you both share and relocate all belongings to another residence.

"You know johnny?" "...he got Michelle pregnant!"

then he got caught Pulling-a-Christal on that skut and left her with NOTHING but the pacifier by the time she got home.

by Assholius Dirtbagidus October 19, 2012

Pulling a mulholland

Having a cry wank

After watching a depressing movie, I like pulling a mulholland.

by I'm not Naomi Watts June 3, 2010

Pull a McKee

Being oblivious to the gross stains on your shirt while giving a presentation at your company

He'll pull a McKee at his presentation.

by 58strat June 4, 2010

pulled a graham

leaving your keys anywhere but in your pocket

Sherry: where are your keys Graham?
Graham: I don't know.
Sherry: That ho just pulled a Graham.

by yotime May 2, 2009

Pulled a Will

To become so excited over a situation, object or person that you cum in your pants

I almost pulled a will over that chick.

He hella pulled a will over that

by M89D May 6, 2009

pulling tabs

often a term used to describe somebody who sells drugs, or does drugs incase of tapped phones or suspicious by-standers

"yeah he's pulling tabs over at the park, I know its kinda weird.

by Manimack-So-Best-So-Lean May 7, 2009

Pulling a jon

hyping / talking up an event and then not going at the last minute.

"the show lineup looked great, but when it came time to get ready i ended up pulling a jon and stayed home"

by gato perdido July 16, 2008