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happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick

Very happy.
How are you going Johnno?””Great,in fact I’m as happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick
by cat518 January 25, 2025
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The One™️

The mythical concept that there is exactly one person on the entire planet out there who will make you happy and that you're destined to end up together forever.

Encourages people to stay in bad relationships because they think love is a one-time thing and expect all of their emotional needs to be fulfilled by one person. Also conditions people to think they're not complete on their own.
Person 1: "I'm actually happy being single."
Person 2: "Oh, don't be ridiculous! You'll change your mind when you find The One™️!"
by knoife wielder February 3, 2022
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One hour plower

The opposite of a One Pump Chump. This guy can go forever. Multiple orgasms to be expected by the woman
If you're looking for a good, long fuck, call Charlie. He's a One Hour Plower!
by hyawkus July 7, 2016
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One direction

A band that said they where going to come back in 18 MONTHS and now it’s been 6years😀
“See you in 18 months babe”………….. “hey you okay it’s been 6 years🤨”

One direction
by Aisisjdidjxidn September 15, 2021
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hun-one

is the verb form of the H1N1 virus. It is used primarily when someone coughs or sneezes on you, and you think they might have swine flu.
Damnit, Mrs. Willowby was "hun-one'ing" all over the back of my neck, in Constitutional Law today. I hope I don't get swine flu.
by FLsurflawyer October 29, 2009
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bunging one on

Going out with the intention of having a huge one
Danny: “What are you fellas up to tonight?”
Martin: “We just ripped down to the bottle-o and grabbed a couple cartons of jack and some nose beers and we are fucking ‘bunging one on’”
by Deerrrhhhh August 31, 2018
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