ted cruz face

If you happen to uses Preparation H for vaginall lube.
Your child will look like senator Ted Cruz.

Why is your baby so fuckin Ugly?
Well that's what happens when you run out of KY. And your wife's pussy can't make it's own spit.
You get a baby with Ted Cruz Face.

by ImpalaPhil March 18, 2021

icy hot face

The act of putting and ice cubes in a vagina, putting hot/warm water in your mouth and then eating her out. This also could be performed by the woman putting an ice cubes in your mouth, the man sticking his genitals in hot/warm water and making her give you head. This is done until either sex is ready to "squirt" and therefore the cum will be what ever temperature did the "most" in this operation. The different temperature of water help for arousal.

Tom: Hey dude, did you get with Amy last night
Noah: Yea man, I made her give me an icy hot face and it was amazing
Tom: Oh you are so lucky, emily made me give her an icy hot face

by tigernilla1111 September 3, 2013

cherry pie face

Equivalant to pizza face.

"That Karen over there has cherry pie face" -Kyla

by glynisse September 6, 2013

Sour Patch Face

A certain facial expression indicating something is extremely sour or doesn't taste right.

We could tell Pat didnt like what he was eating, every time he took a bite he made a "Sour Patch Face".

by Htiek September 21, 2013

Shit-faced Sober

Someone who is so ugly, that they literally look like they have had too much alcohol. Someone like this will have a constant look that when people see him/her, they will want to throw up.

Hey, have you seen Mary today?
Yeah, she's become Shit-faced Sober.
Huh, what a shame.

by DoubleTre33 June 29, 2011

Cheeky rat face

A silly thing to call someone Silas made it up

Crizori is a cheeky rat face

by Amaya cheese queen May 12, 2023

Icecream face sprinkles

When a woman licks and sucks a cock like an icecream cone. Then let's the cock sprinkle cum all over her face.

My girlfriend loves sucking my cock like an icecream cone, and makes my cock sprinkle my cum all over her face. She begs for her icecream face sprinkles.

by whtronin February 10, 2022