by BLUEWAFFLEBITCH April 7, 2017
Get the cock-a-doodle-do mug.When a penis is small but extremely thick with a lot of girth causing the head to look like a corn muffin. Giant and as wide around as a coke can but short and stumpy like a muffin too.
2 inch cock, 10 inch head. A lady killer....... literally. :)
2 inch cock, 10 inch head. A lady killer....... literally. :)
Mike- "Hey babe, wanna see a corn muffin cock?"
Sarah- "What the hell is that?"
Mike- *Whips out cock
Sarah- "Oh my god, that dick head is so big that a bear couldn't even blow it. "
Mike- "Yup, you need both hands for this Corn Muffin Cock"
Lou- That thing isn't even 3 inches long dude. She rather get with my normal 7 inch snake like penis istead of that stumpy mushroom cloud looking disaster
Sarah- " Incorrect, i prefer girth. I want to stretch my walls"
Lou- "WHATEVER!!!!"
Sarah- "What the hell is that?"
Mike- *Whips out cock
Sarah- "Oh my god, that dick head is so big that a bear couldn't even blow it. "
Mike- "Yup, you need both hands for this Corn Muffin Cock"
Lou- That thing isn't even 3 inches long dude. She rather get with my normal 7 inch snake like penis istead of that stumpy mushroom cloud looking disaster
Sarah- " Incorrect, i prefer girth. I want to stretch my walls"
Lou- "WHATEVER!!!!"
by GM123 April 21, 2017
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Like tennis elbow but from pulling and yanking on a large Peter for a handjob or blowjob. Also know as PCE.
Example: I’m not getting a bj anymore Olivia has been diagnosed with Peter Cock Elbow by her doctor.
by The only one.... May 11, 2018
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Get the Turkish Cock Fight mug.I got so excited last night I honked my cock in Walmart and it went everywhere that’s how you honk your cock
by Cumshake February 9, 2018
Get the honk your cock mug.A play on words for Jack 'n' Coke
Meaning someone is so intoxicated that they will do homosexual acts. Usually related to someone getting so drunk on Jack Daniel's whiskey (other beverages will do) that they're willing to fuck another guy or be fucked by another guy.
Usually this is applied to homos-in-denial who just can't comprehend they like dick, so they get that little drunken push to prove they're gay since being drunk can show your true beliefs.
Meaning someone is so intoxicated that they will do homosexual acts. Usually related to someone getting so drunk on Jack Daniel's whiskey (other beverages will do) that they're willing to fuck another guy or be fucked by another guy.
Usually this is applied to homos-in-denial who just can't comprehend they like dick, so they get that little drunken push to prove they're gay since being drunk can show your true beliefs.
by TheWingedHussars February 11, 2018
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