(Sometimes shortened to just "woo") A catch-all term for all the non-scientific, magical-thinking, mystical bullshit that human beings the world over believe in, that should have been dispensed with a LONG time ago by anyone with half a brain, but annoyingly still persists into the 21st century. Includes tarot, astrology, crystal vibrations, fortune telling, reiki, alternative medicine, ghosts, Ouija boards, palm-reading, seances, homeopathy, and all other similar flavors of total horseshit. Importantly, does NOT include religion, because religion is a whole other, higher echelon of irrational thinking that is its own separate category.
Dumbass: I aligned my third, fourth and seventh chakras on the cusp of Taurus and communed with my dead ancestors, who told me that you will have good fortune in the coming year. Now give me your money, please.
Rational Person: Get out of here with that woo-woo shit.
Rational Person: Get out of here with that woo-woo shit.
by q359 July 25, 2023
Get the woo-woomug. by Kaah252 December 20, 2016
Get the Woomug. When a person who is completely against marriage gets swept off of their feet by the individual of their dreams and wants to marry this person more then anything they’ve ever dreamt of.
by TVICH April 30, 2024
Get the Swoop-Dee-Woomug. Oi c*nt, ya see Damo last noight playin' on the Woo Hoo Kazoo? He stole me Goon Bag, crashed me Commodore and shagged ya misso straight after.
by Jordy_Gazza34 December 26, 2021
Get the Woo Hoo Kazoomug. by Michelle May 18, 2004
Get the whirly-woomug. by Neal245 March 12, 2022
Get the Woomug. by flabby man April 18, 2019
Get the suh woomug.