Poop smudge

Noun. A visible smear of faecal matter deposited on the surface of bathroom sanitary ware. The deposition process being the muscle- and gravity-assisted expulsion of moderately soft excrement from the anus.
1) Tarquin, was it you who left yet another revolting poop smudge in our shiny new toilet?
2) Valdemort, that poop smudge you left is the work of the devil!
3) Felicity, I had no idea that posh girls could leave a poop smudge like that!
by poopsar_dude January 25, 2018
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poop for brains

poop for brains a non vulgar less offensive alternative to shit for brains one who is extremely stupid and lacks all common sense
this man attempted to rob his neighbors house and got attacked by neighbors pitbull he was lucky to get away with his life what a stupid poop for brains
by littlejimmie May 02, 2019
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Blitzkrieg Poop

The action of defecating before one is capable of controlling the bowels. Usually accompanies hard laughter.
Those cheese whales I ate pulled a Blitzkrieg Poop on me, now I have to clean up.
by Renter Darsh May 16, 2007
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bonus poop

Man, I just had the most badass bonus poop of my life. Today is gonna be a good day.
by danny_insanity June 25, 2014
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Naughty poop

Having such a massive poop it stimulates your prostate, giving you a raging hard on.
I just had a naughty poop and kept poking the inside of the toilet.
by Donkey Fist May 10, 2014
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Poop-ball

A fictional sport popularized on The Office.
Michael Scott:
I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poop-ball?"
by Ballnets.net July 10, 2021
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poop show

A descriptive expression which would denote a very dirty time had by all. Sometimes an occassion or party can get out of control and quickly turn into a total poop show.

A very messy event with a sloppy outcome, a typical characteristic of frat parties and college keggers
hungover kid #1 : "What the hell happened at Will's party last night?"

hungover kid #2: " I don't remember exactly, but when Mikey and those two drunk girls started taking their clothes off and dumping booze all over themselves in the living room it turned into a complete poop show!"
by jbone June 30, 2012
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