treat williams

This phrase has various meanings,depending on the situation. Originated mainly from the underrated cult-classic, "Things to do in Denver when you're dead".

1) Devour feces for little or no cash, or the sheer fun of it.
2) Urinate in a plastic keg because of paranoid delusions.
3) Have absolutely nothing to do with anything, therefore being omnipresent.
4) Being a national hero and being forgotten in the next few seconds.

1) "Man, did you pull a Treat Williams for 25 bucks last night?"
-" It was nothing dude. Easiest money I've ever made. Tasted a bit spongy though."

2) "What the hell are you doing,Jimmy?"
-"I'm Treat Williamsing in a plastic keg without any apparent reason, do you mind?!"

3) "Here's a pool dive I nicknamed Treat Williams."
( slips and falls into the pool )
-"Dude,what the fuck did that have to do with Treat Williams?!"
" It didn't have anything to do with him. Nothing has anything to do with T.W. He's the Nothing man."
-" That's some weird shit."

4) "Hey Mike,did you hear about Treat Williams saving New York from the communist shit rebellion?! It was awesome!"
-"Who did what?"
"No idea,I didn't say anything."
-"Oh,ok. Let's go hang out at the mall then."

by Vladimir Vojvodic March 28, 2008

direct willie

Similar to a "wet willie", but uses the tongue to directly apply saliva to the victim's ear.

Tom shattered Jessica's trust in him when he leaned in close with an air of intimacy, only to violate her with a direct willie.

by Ari14 August 16, 2008

Solomon Williams

The real Solomon Williams is a bit more of a genius who seldom drinks Guinness. He always puts an 's' on the end of 'it' if it's appropriate. He is aware that 'illegal' and 'money' aren't proper nouns and therefore shouldn't be capitalized except at the beginning of a sentence. He also knows the difference between loose and lose. Knows the difference between hacking and simply using the internet.

Damn that Solomon Williams understands proper grammar.

Yes I do.

by Pete9870987 October 18, 2013

cliff williams

Cliff Williams was the bass player for AC/DC from 1977-2016. He retired when the only original member left was Angus.

"Man, I can't believe Cliff Williams is retiring."
"They should just call AC/DC 'Angus and Friends'"

by Na.Cl. January 30, 2017

curtis williams

an absolute chav who is a prick and says shit about others. He tries to get on every girl he sees, and is an absolute nonce

he’s a right curtis williams he’s trying to get on a 7 year old

by curtis is a wanker November 30, 2019

Harry Gregson-Williams

Talented movie composer who also wrote the opening theme for the PS2 game Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty. And that, my friends, is all that matters.

This theme song is fucking sick, it reminds me of Turok 2: Seeds of Evil but with more Solid Snake. Oh, wow! It was written by Harry Gregson-Williams. --;

by Morgan Hamill July 31, 2008

Rozz Williams

God.

by Tricy September 22, 2003