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you know who

Dick Trickle, a very unsuccessful NASCAR driver (in SportsCenter terminology). Probably started because his real name is too obscene to say on cable TV.
"Jeff Gordon won his third race this year, and you know who finished his best race of the season in 37th place." -ESPN anchor

Fred: "Doc, I think I caught an STD from this dirty whore I nailed last weekend."
Doc: "Hmmm...what are your symptoms?"
Fred: "I've got an itchy red rash, it burns when I pee, and I've got some real nasty you know who."
Doc: "Dick Trickle, eh? Yep, looks like a classic case ofherpegonnosyphiltitis to me. Bend over, we're gonna have to do a rectal examination."
Ricky Martin: "Giggidy giggidy!"
by Nick D July 13, 2004
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who's in my mouth

Popular party game played by straight frat guys put eachothers penises in their mouths and guess who's it is
Last night dude it was crazy we were playing who's in my mouth and i knew it was tony's foot long!
by Fratgame December 25, 2008
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who i smoke

a song by multiple real jacksonville gangsters containing criminal proof
hey bro, i found out who killed your cousin, listen to who i smoke
by TheFatherOfPigsBlood May 24, 2021
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Who is fucking this cat?

Said when someone attempts to take control of a task or activity to assert dominance.
Have we tried this approach?

Who is fucking this cat?
by wife,am August 14, 2010
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who tf asked

One way to shut someone up if they say something irrelevant.
That random guy:
"DAAYYYUMMM, last week was great, I went skateboarding, before going to Dave's party and-"

Me:
"Damn that's craaaaaazzzzzzy, but tell me who tf asked"
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Who gives a duck

Used as a euphemistic expression instead of saying the F word.
She didn't care for me?!
well, who gives a duck :D
by modato97 February 19, 2017
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Who can it be now?

The saxiest sax that has ever saxed in the histoty of saxes
Who can it be knocking at my door?
Go 'way, don't come 'round here no more.
Can't you see that it's late at night?
I'm very tired, and I'm not feeling right.
All I wish is to be alone;
Stay away, don't you invade my home.
Best off if you hang outside,
Don't come in, I'll only run and hide.
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be knocking at my door?
Make no sound, tip-toe across the floor.
If he hears, he'll knock all day,
I'll be trapped, and here I'll have to stay.
I've done no harm, I keep to myself;
There's nothing wrong with my state of mental health.
I like it here with my childhood friend;
Here they come, those feelings again!
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now?
Is it the man come to take me away?
Why do they follow me?
It's not the future that I can see,
It's just my fantasy
Oh, who can it be now?
Oh, who can it, who can it
Yeah yeah yeah
by illhaveyouknowkid May 29, 2018
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