whea

whea: where. used by people from east coast like JERSEY!!! because their accent causes them to pronounce it different from tha norm american. tha "r" is not pronounced.

(phone convo ) "Yo ma , whea you at?"

by Chio_mama January 28, 2006

Wheaton College

1. A $41,000 per year sleep away "highschool" consisting of wealthy and extremely spoiled collar-poppers who credit themselves with the "Wheaton College Honor Code" and being intelligent, when in actuality, students know little to nothing except the latest trends.

2. Wealthy finishing school retreat where drugs, i.e. coke, are more important than attending class and the cutting edge "pop" three collars.

Person A: I can't believe I have to ski down the slopes during Wheaton College's winter break with my regular I-pod while my friends ski down with their I-pod nanos

Person B: Word.

by Charlotte Oleksak December 10, 2005

weapon of math instruction

The quadratic equation, as defined by a t-shirt from Cal-Poly.

Crazy J got a "weapon of math instruction" t-shirt from a former student who now attends Cal Poly.

by rojo April 22, 2004

ginger weapon

Term given to someone with ginger hair

1). Carly is sat next to the ginger weapon over there.
2). That girl is a ginger weapon

by Br0m February 17, 2008

Pull a Wheatley

The risk of guessing the wrong answer even if you know it isn't.

Based on Wheatley from the famous series made by the company that can't count to three (Valve, Portal. A robot that acts like a moving, talking, companion cube. It's a good series, you should try it. WARNING: MAY OR MAY NOT BE CONFUSING AS HELL

What's 9+10?
I'm gonna pull a Wheatley and say 21?
You stoopid

This statement is false.

I'll pull a Wheatley and say true.

by shut up and dont care October 31, 2014

wheat toast

When the toast gets lost from the returned toaster.

Oh Shit Szechuan! Your Wheat Toast was returned to Buy Best with your toaster and you were charged a 15% restocking fee. But Hey! I got this really cool Dongle! Tra-lala?

by Szechuan Wheat December 8, 2009

Academic Weapon

Someone who studies for AP Exams or does any school while hitting the gym especially after benching 160

Bob: Look at John he just benched 160 and then used his break to study for his AP exam

Rob: holy fuck he’s an academic weapon

by AcademicWeapoj123 April 29, 2023