I have lived many places in my life, but hands down the TOWNSHIP of West Bloomfield is by far the worst place I've ever lived. Sure it's low on crime and murder, but just know those things DO happen. I was born in Detroit, raised in Southfield, and my hard working BLACK parents moved us to WB in 1992, and that changed my life.
The first kids to bully me were Chaldeans, and then Jewish, and then other Black kids. Apparently I wasn't street enough,or back enough for rich African Americans, and I was also seen as nothing but another N-word to everyone else.
My friends did come from ALL nationalities though, and if you're not pretentious, condescending, sarcastic, or a simple all around douchebag, you're NOT going to make it in West Bloomfield. Because you will not fit in.
High school was really no better.
The first kids to bully me were Chaldeans, and then Jewish, and then other Black kids. Apparently I wasn't street enough,or back enough for rich African Americans, and I was also seen as nothing but another N-word to everyone else.
My friends did come from ALL nationalities though, and if you're not pretentious, condescending, sarcastic, or a simple all around douchebag, you're NOT going to make it in West Bloomfield. Because you will not fit in.
High school was really no better.
West Bloomfield High School is divided into many Chaldeans who LOVE trying to act tough, and imitating Black & Italian stereotypes. But ironically turn very conservative. From 2pac to Trump. 🤷🏽 ♂️ It's also divided into many Jewish kids who act very haughty and snobby to everyone. And then there is African American kids, who try to act tough and imitate Black stereotypes, (Even though there parents are the hard working opposite). Let's not forget kids from Keego Harbor who may of grown up in some type of poverty or broken homes, yet they still try to to imitate black stereotypes. (Do you see a pattern here?) The rest of the kids in the school are the very quiet future Doctors and Lawyers of the world. But on the average, West Bloomfield is a microcosm of when insecurities, divorced families, status driven, "fix it with money" personalities all blend together in a Starbucks cup. The amount of drug dealers, and users are no different than any bad part of Detroit. The ONLY difference is that money helps things APPEAR to be different. So basically WB only taught me that when you have money, it doesn't mean you're a better person. It only means you can make yourself appear that you are. I hope this summary helps people understand the truth. And ever since I've left that bewildered cesspool of judgmental stares from Karen's of all types, my life has gotten better. And I've learned that being known to be genuine and kind is a better status symbol than any Range Rover.
by Phlyer September 21, 2021
Get the West Bloomfieldmug. he is the "strongest man in the world." he likes to puke out his food even though he says its normal. he can also resemble a pumpkin.
he also thinks all punkers use drugs. he also likes to say "thats gay."
he also thinks all punkers use drugs. he also likes to say "thats gay."
go dj...fr-fr-fr-e--esh
by blake March 22, 2005
Get the dj westmug. West essex is made of four towns, fairfield, roseland, north caldwell. Bunch of hoes but the bestest friendships are made. We have those rich snotty girls but we also have the regular girls who dont care about brands. We have the hottest boys in the area. Parties every weekend and ranking top in the state is just what we do. We are close to the city for fancy dinners or dts for summer or the mountains for winter. Generations of familes go to west essex and once you leave you wish to come back.
by Westessexisbetter January 14, 2018
Get the west essexmug. A small village in Sussex which is actually the one point where our dimension and the 53rd dimension meet. If the church door is opened and shut three time fast it takes you through to a dimension where trees are overlords of Earth. This cause much confusion on Sunday mornings.
by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005
Get the West Hoathlymug. Historically knows as the shit hole of Cincinnati. All the people of the West Side are White catholic German Americans. They hate anyone who’s is not like them or isn’t part of their culture: grit, grime and alcoholism. They never leave the West Side and spend their who lives living on the West Side.
by Normal part of the world November 21, 2018
Get the West Sidemug. A fat, ugly man that still wears size XXXXXXXXL diapers in his sleep. All girls are deterred from him due to the tiny specimen lurking around in his pants. Non-athletic, thinks he’s good at many sports and achieves his genes from his whale like mom.
by Alexi McFeast September 15, 2019
Get the Caleb Westmug. Small nation located somewhere around Strongbadia and East Rekjavik. Famous for its concerts, where Strong Bad and friends play a lot of the time.
by that person....who does the stuff....yeah December 25, 2003
Get the West Rekjavikmug.