Cock weasel

A chick who bounces up and down on the cock.

See also "cock weaseling"

Man, Rachel is really a cock weasel. She was riding it all night long....

by Tomcalct November 19, 2020

sneeze the weasel

To masturbate; the weasel is the dick being sneezed.

"Bro, why are you so late for the meeting?"
"Ah, sorry, I got really horny and had to sneeze the weasel."

by RegaTheChad June 16, 2021

Lady Weasel

A lady's weasel (vagina)

'Her lady weasel's out again.'

by ladyweasel July 21, 2013

Sneaky Weasel

Eat nothing but coffee beans and nuts for a day with out chewing and take a shit on your partners chest. Gather the seeds and put on a pot.

Don’t forget to get some coffee creamer and sugar for the sneaky weasel tonight. Hope decaf is alright tonight. I can’t stay up late”

by Mr.Gofukurself January 25, 2019

stank weasel

1. a weasel of great stench

2. a slimy bastard

hey bro that weasel is of great stench. yea i know. see yah

Dany you stank weasel

by stank weasle January 22, 2021

skeevy weasel

The creepy dude on the train who just leers at you.

"Did you see that skeevy weasel on the ride to chinatown?"

"I hope some day to grow up to be a skeevy weasel and creep girls out on the bus all day."

by hsigor August 20, 2007

Sex Weasel

When a furry streamer with tism creates a chamber for copyright infringement creatures to fornicate for their delight

Wow that sure is a sex weasel look at em go!

by meow meow meow moew January 27, 2024