Bus wanker

Someone who travels on a bus
by How you doin 98 October 25, 2017
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Willy Wanker

A portmanteau of Willy Wonka and Wanker, used for someone who eats absurd amounts of chocolate
Person 1:*eats a whole bag of M&M’s*
Person 2:You willy wanker, stop eating so much, go touch some grass
by Zingle Zimbabwean December 04, 2022
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slip on wanker

someone that use's slip on shoes
Jacks such a slip on wanker
by beale the spud head May 12, 2015
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cradle wanker

A pedophile. A derogatory term with a little more gusto.
"Fuck you, you fat, sick, fucking cradle wanker."
by ghostbun.1 October 01, 2021
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Wanker

feck OFF U FUCKING ASSHOLE.....A LOSER WHO'S NOT BEEN ABLE TO GET OVER A FUCKING SLUT WHO slept with a fucking moron
THE DUMBASS WHO DRINKS milk on a pot and farts water
and asks girls if he stinks
AND THEN CALLS HIMSELF UNIQUE
THEN SAYS IT'S A "win win situation"
AS IF THAT'LL ADD FUCKING inches to your dick
AS if U really had one
THE DAY U MAKE A DAD WILL BE THE SORRIEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE
BECAUSE then YOU'D KNOW U HAD A SORRY CHILDHOOD AND A fucked up youth
boy 1: hot damn *flap* *flap*

boy 2: wanker!
by The Wanker himself February 16, 2008
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Wankers Cramp

A very deadly disease that kills 99.9% of all gay men. Large amounts of masturbation will eventually lead to wankers cramp. Symptoms include: swollen wrists, arm hurting, swollen penis and inability to use your hand.
Guy 1: Where is Fred today?
Guy 2: He went to the hospital
Guy 1: Wankers cramp?

Guy 1: Your gay
Guy 2: You have wankers cramp
by vdragyn May 17, 2010
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wankers tash

also known as crab ladder, the hair below the naval leading down to the pubic region.
Fucking Hell! Your Wankers Tash is like a monkeys arm
by Escalations Moose February 22, 2007
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