by How you doin 98 October 25, 2017
Person 1:*eats a whole bag of M&M’s*
Person 2:You willy wanker, stop eating so much, go touch some grass
Person 2:You willy wanker, stop eating so much, go touch some grass
by Zingle Zimbabwean December 04, 2022
by beale the spud head May 12, 2015
by ghostbun.1 October 01, 2021
feck OFF U FUCKING ASSHOLE.....A LOSER WHO'S NOT BEEN ABLE TO GET OVER A FUCKING SLUT WHO slept with a fucking moron
THE DUMBASS WHO DRINKS milk on a pot and farts water
and asks girls if he stinks
AND THEN CALLS HIMSELF UNIQUE
THEN SAYS IT'S A "win win situation"
AS IF THAT'LL ADD FUCKING inches to your dick
AS if U really had one
THE DAY U MAKE A DAD WILL BE THE SORRIEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE
BECAUSE then YOU'D KNOW U HAD A SORRY CHILDHOOD AND A fucked up youth
THE DUMBASS WHO DRINKS milk on a pot and farts water
and asks girls if he stinks
AND THEN CALLS HIMSELF UNIQUE
THEN SAYS IT'S A "win win situation"
AS IF THAT'LL ADD FUCKING inches to your dick
AS if U really had one
THE DAY U MAKE A DAD WILL BE THE SORRIEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE
BECAUSE then YOU'D KNOW U HAD A SORRY CHILDHOOD AND A fucked up youth
by The Wanker himself February 16, 2008
A very deadly disease that kills 99.9% of all gay men. Large amounts of masturbation will eventually lead to wankers cramp. Symptoms include: swollen wrists, arm hurting, swollen penis and inability to use your hand.
Guy 1: Where is Fred today?
Guy 2: He went to the hospital
Guy 1: Wankers cramp?
Guy 1: Your gay
Guy 2: You have wankers cramp
Guy 2: He went to the hospital
Guy 1: Wankers cramp?
Guy 1: Your gay
Guy 2: You have wankers cramp
by vdragyn May 17, 2010
by Escalations Moose February 22, 2007