A catholic college located in Romeoville Illinios. Has a top nursing program and aviation. Sorta expensive about 12,000 a semester with room and board. AWESOME SCHOOL OVERALL!!!!
by ILCU August 18, 2008
Me: Mommy, once I grow up i'm gonna go to the university of haweeland!!!
Mommy: I don't think there is such a college...
Me: Oh come on mommy!!!You gotta use your imagination....
Mommy: Well, are you sure this college will have roti and dahl?
Me: Oh my god.....I didn't think about that.....
Mommy: I don't think there is such a college...
Me: Oh come on mommy!!!You gotta use your imagination....
Mommy: Well, are you sure this college will have roti and dahl?
Me: Oh my god.....I didn't think about that.....
by wordmaker2005 February 28, 2005
by kiimosabe December 18, 2013
Where the kid in your high-school class, who commits to absolutely nothing after graduating, "goes" to. They dont plan on any more college or education whatsoever, no plans to join the armed forces, and support no job whatsoever. This person can either be found in bed sleeping, in the fridge, on the toliet, but especially on the couch watching sports center for the 5th time that day. Luckily for them their parents are still supporting them with free food, clothing, and a home.
Pat: So where did Ricky go after he graduated?
Tyler: Couch University, man.
Pat: Omg is that a real school ??
Tyler: Lolz... not exactly
Tyler: Couch University, man.
Pat: Omg is that a real school ??
Tyler: Lolz... not exactly
by Moooody July 16, 2009
Students who don't attend Harvard University:
Person1: Cornell's hockey team is so badass, they don't even need an example.
Person2: Woah. That's badass.
Person1: Cornell's hockey team is so badass, they don't even need an example.
Person2: Woah. That's badass.
by ithaca.is.not."gorges" February 03, 2010
The University of Whatever UOW is clothing for those that never went and for those that go to party.
University of Whatever UOW student get degrees in anything from Top Shelf Literature to Retail Therapy.
University of Whatever UOW student get degrees in anything from Top Shelf Literature to Retail Therapy.
by Scholar10 March 09, 2010
It is a university in the city of Seattle that is like a big chinatown, despite its western architecture. Every third person you pass by on campus is asian. There is a significant number of half-asian people here who try hard to act white and hide their asian ancestry. In your classes you will encounter loud and obnoxious asian-american guys who interrupt class to crack lame jokes, gay people who talk like the opposite gender, loners who came from another state, and nerds who join a fraternity and suddenly think they're badass. If you are expecting to find life-long friends in college, UW may be the wrong school for you.
Besides that, it's a decent school with decent education.
Besides that, it's a decent school with decent education.
Parent 1: My daughter is a freshman at the University of Washington.
Parent 2: Is that right?
Parent 1: Yes. She is very excited.
Parent 2: Well, I feel bad for you.
Parent 1: Why? UW is a great school!
Parent 2: Only if she wants to be raped or marry a Bruce Lee.
Asian Parent 1: My son go to Yuuu double-ru.
Asian Parent 2: Oh myyyy gawd. U very good parent make very disciprined child.
Asian Parent 1: *asian laugh* We replace American flag with China!
Parent 2: Is that right?
Parent 1: Yes. She is very excited.
Parent 2: Well, I feel bad for you.
Parent 1: Why? UW is a great school!
Parent 2: Only if she wants to be raped or marry a Bruce Lee.
Asian Parent 1: My son go to Yuuu double-ru.
Asian Parent 2: Oh myyyy gawd. U very good parent make very disciprined child.
Asian Parent 1: *asian laugh* We replace American flag with China!
by xcaliburmese January 03, 2014