that guy you met on social media. pretends to be your age and share the same interests with you. Most likely a lot older than you. What a turtle guy. that person who seems like a wannabe normie.
"I met some nice people on discord yesterday, but this one guy seemed a bit suspicious. I think I'm gonna stay away from that turtle guy."
"Jeff no wonder they didn't want to chat with you, they probably think you're some turtle guy. that sounded suspicious dude."
"Jeff no wonder they didn't want to chat with you, they probably think you're some turtle guy. that sounded suspicious dude."
by word geniusss XD June 30, 2020
after a long night of doggy style, the handsom male ejaculates on the drunken girls back. then she proceeds to role over onto her back and pass out. the next day she wakes up, to find herself stuck to the sheets. but not all the sheets, just the bottom one. the Drunk Turtle is similar to the superman, except the superman is with the top sheet.
example 1.
Steve: hey jeff, did you hear that Max gave Nicole the Drunk Turtle the other night?
Jeff: no way man, that is the cats pajamas, i love to give girls the Drunk Turtle
Steve: yeah man, we should go find some bitches and drunk turtle them as well.
Example 2
Anthony: listen bitch, i'm only gonna tell you this once. Either i get to give you the Drunk Turtle, or you don't get the fuck me. you can however make me a sandwhich! actually i don't want a sandwhich, i just want to give you the drunk turtle!
Bitch: :) ok i love when guys cum on my back and then i pass out, it is super not degrading and i tell my parents all about it. it's the best thing since sliced bread.
Steve: hey jeff, did you hear that Max gave Nicole the Drunk Turtle the other night?
Jeff: no way man, that is the cats pajamas, i love to give girls the Drunk Turtle
Steve: yeah man, we should go find some bitches and drunk turtle them as well.
Example 2
Anthony: listen bitch, i'm only gonna tell you this once. Either i get to give you the Drunk Turtle, or you don't get the fuck me. you can however make me a sandwhich! actually i don't want a sandwhich, i just want to give you the drunk turtle!
Bitch: :) ok i love when guys cum on my back and then i pass out, it is super not degrading and i tell my parents all about it. it's the best thing since sliced bread.
by Gorman Green Man September 22, 2011
An unattractive woman.
by Andrew Morse September 24, 2006
by yup August 12, 2004
A half cocked jaw. To give someone a look of disgust. Resembling a confused turtle about to gasp for air.
Sir McNutley gave me a turtlemouth when I told him King Longshanks would not succumb to his advances. Even after offering 10 Shillings.
by Brentus July 27, 2005
When one dude covers his junk in mustard and another dude rubs it off with his hand and then licks the mustard off his hand.
by Colonal Mustard December 02, 2009
When a man engages in anal sex, his cock, the head of a turtle, sometimes becomes covered in mud or such. A slang used in West Texas , so I have been told.
Donnie told we after he screwed Denise up the ass, he got mud on the turtle. Or as they say, Got mud on your turtle lately?
by devildog July 13, 2006