The Scottish Wind Tunnel

Player 1 is playing actual bagpipes while a morbidly obese man is taking a shit with the consistency of pancake batter for reasons only the morbidly obese man knows for sure, into a box fan powered by a 3 phase motor, splattering the bagpiper? Pipeist? ... victim...In the face with the morbidly obese man's Bisquick batter crap. Player 2 is bag piping the morbidly obese mans armpit which is the source of a lot of BO. So player 2 vomits and even though he's not at the best angle he must try and vomit into the fan.

If you love the music of Korn, you will love playing The Scottish Wind Tunnel with your coworkers. It's like Mario and Luigi except Scottish instead of Italian.

by The Flying Scottsman July 12, 2024

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Russian tunnel

A sex move where one shits in a woman's mouth and the woman shits after she swallowed it.

Me and my girlfriend did the Russian tunnel, we couldn't clean up

by BoatyMcstoopidface June 29, 2019

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Tunneling

A behavioral pattern found in markets where the price of product stays in-between a given ranger for an extended period of time. When graphed one can see price bouncing between two almost physical barriers, causing the trend to go sideways. This behavior has claimed the lives of many traders' accounts and has caused thousands of people to go on tilt. Do not fall the trap of tunneling.

Person 1 - How was trading JPY today?
Person 2 - I might as well have rolled a Rari.
Person 1- oh?

Person 2 - Fuckin' tunneling
Person 1 - Fuckin' tunneling

by Ranch_Meee_Investigate_311 September 9, 2021

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Wind Tunneling

When two people go butt cheek to butt cheek with their assholes touching and they both fart simultaneously. This can be a planned or accidental event.

Last night was chill but sleeping in Sam's got a little drafty ...we ended up wind tunneling for most of the night. I blame my gluten intolerance.

by TheHorburyRazzer April 15, 2025

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