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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 24, 2025
Get the .9.Touchez, touChez, toucheZ.9. mug.Derogatory. A person who pursues a career in library and information science based on a romanticized ideal of surrounding oneself with books and other cultural objects. A book toucher typically harbors disdain for library patrons, despite the library's fundamental role as an institution by and for community members.
Barbara the book toucher would prefer if no patrons visited the library all day, since they would simply ruin the books it is her duty to protect.
by librarianical November 22, 2025
Get the book toucher mug.You already know who it is. A person who 'enjoys the company' of students after hours. Not a pedophile as victims aren't always minors. That has to count for something right?
Habits: Frequents bars, bakes cookies and completes Personal Projects.
Characteristics: Torta
Habits: Frequents bars, bakes cookies and completes Personal Projects.
Characteristics: Torta
P1: "Why does 21 have a meeting with MacDougall?"
P2: "Haven't you heard? He got violated by the Tim Toucher"
P2: "Haven't you heard? He got violated by the Tim Toucher"
by Danos Del Zyn December 1, 2025
Get the Tim Toucher mug.This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".
Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.
by Everything's Rosie April 9, 2009
Get the Jerk-wad ball toucher mug.Omg Tiffany is such a backseat blow torch. She blew Ryan in the backseat of his car like 8 different times.
by Ryan Surevva January 13, 2014
Get the backseat blow torch mug.1. Drink a bunch of moonshine
2. Find a lady from Kentucky who doesn't have any teeth.
3. Convince her to give you a blow job.
4. When ejaculating in her mouth, smack her in the back of the head.
5. When she chokes and snorts out your moonshine-riden cum through her nose, light it on fire.
2. Find a lady from Kentucky who doesn't have any teeth.
3. Convince her to give you a blow job.
4. When ejaculating in her mouth, smack her in the back of the head.
5. When she chokes and snorts out your moonshine-riden cum through her nose, light it on fire.
by natronbomb December 22, 2014
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