Shane Howard

A little paedophile dickhead rat who makes instant relationships soon after a break up. Widely known for 'most likely to be criminal'.

Shane Howard just had a new victim!

by Therealishere August 27, 2016

Shane Long

Shane Long is Southampton FC's best ever player. He doesn't need to score to be good

Chetan: Who is the best player of all time apart from me in goal of course?

Raihan: Shane Long, he's way better than Penaldo.

by Gabbob11 May 24, 2022

Shane

Shane means to be a pleasant person.

"You are a shane honey"

by what do you mean no yay? June 28, 2023

Shane Prospect

The type of guy that if you zoom in on your camera he looks like a bikie. But if you see him in person you would think to yourself, I better hold on to my handbag a bit tighter, because I think he is Trent from punchbowls brother.

Watch out girls, here comes the Shane Prospect

by LIL FIL May 20, 2023

Shane and Leslie

There a couple have been together for a while. Plus there short

Shane and Leslie sitting in a tree K I S S I N G

by Blaketg February 25, 2020

to shane

(1) (to) shane - verb. When someone has a sexual intercourse with a girl

(2) shane - adject. When someone looks significantly gay. From the series The L-word

to shane:
(1) I shaned with Jenny last night.

(2) You look shane today.

by Magi81277 January 16, 2019

Shane Stone

Shane Stone is the biggest wander alive. Shane is a real estate agent who lies about termite and water issues to sell his houses. To identify a Shane Stone they will typically gel up their hair, wear aviators and drive a 90’s to early 2000’s BMW.

Don’t trust Shane Stone

Shane Stone: oh yeh this house is awesome, it backs onto national park and I wouldn’t be surprised if water was flooding out of the spring. I got a damage inspection and there’s absolutely no problem, this area is known for termites but the house is termite free.

House: no water, spring is dried up. 50 - 60 bats living in the walls, backs onto private property. Riddled with termites and has a 3cm layer of bugs covering the ground.

Shane: oh the house wasn’t like that when I was there but it’s too late now you already bought it, but here’s a free plant for your troubles.

Plant: dies due to dehydration.

by Local Street Ranga April 8, 2020