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mao gooning

"Ive been mao gooning lately, ni hao"
by Maogooner420 May 26, 2025
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Goon

A goon is a sly gang member not gangbanger who is sly goons put in theharder work and dont get popped
Goons are usually extremely mid to high rank and are hard to hit back

Goon is a type of gangmember like a perp or thug
Goons are sly and goony that is why they all act like a certain way and are easy to spot through actin

A goony example of a goon is the Ganggreen gang from PowerPuff girls

Each member is like a goon because each goon has their own look like their soul
"Goon you pop them kids yet?"
by Tiggrismymoniker October 30, 2020
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Goon bean

A type of bean found on the world famous goon bean salad. The recipe is very difficult to find. Legend says after consumption it makes you goon all over the place.

The salad, as well as the Goon bean itself was popularised and made famous by the legendary tiktokker Blizzy McGuire.
I had a connecting flight to Ijbolia, on my way to Gag City, and I had the craziest Goon Bean Salad at the airport. I’m gonna need the recipe… it’s crazy good.
by UltimateBussySlayer December 29, 2023
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Bosnian Flicker Goon

The act of paying a Bosnian homeless man to smash the tip of your penis with a hammer in such a fashion, that you ascend to a level 100 thug, thus entering the astral plain.
Brady was banned from the 1984 Olympics for Bosnian Flicker Gooning at the Men's Bobsled quarter finals.
by SemiJewishJesus November 1, 2024
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Portsmouth Flicker Gooning

It is similar to the act of flicker gooning however you paint your penis blue and sing play up pompey whilst doing this, this is a popular act in the city of Portsmouth, UK
Wow, I just had the best experience whilst Portsmouth Flicker Gooning!
by Googlebop February 5, 2025
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Moon gooning

You blow the head off a buffalo then you goon under the moon light.
"The Boys and I were going to go moon gooning tonight"
by Fartnugget36 November 19, 2023
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Dabloon Goons

A group of individuals with high intelectual abilities, increased ability to tolerate drugs, and dabble in LSD on occasion. The gang and when they get together it’s always a great time.
Person 1: Hey man what are you doing tonight?

Person 2: Probably fucking shit up with the Dabloon Goons.
by lukabaum November 2, 2023
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