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Cougar Cubbing

When you land a MILF and her daughter at the same time.
Man if cougar cubbing was an Olympic sport, I'd bring home the gold.
by Speakeasy777 March 29, 2022
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cougar

An older woman who is into younger men. She is is older than them by at least 10 years. If they are born in the same year she is not a cougar.
I hope my recently divorced mother doesn't become a cougar!
by katiemcdonald January 23, 2022
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Cougar Tracks

The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of their partner, then sits in it and slides back and forth, while screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer
Mahonri had broken the honor code and then fell asleep on the couch, so Hyrum gave him cougar tracks to teach him a lesson.
by BinkyDaClown September 26, 2021
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Cougar Tracks

The BYU term for when a person defecates upon the chest of another, then sits in it and slides back and forth whilst screaming like a cougar in heat. See also: Cleveland Steamer.
After violating honor code curfew, Mahonri had fallen asleep on the couch. To teach him a lesson, Hyrum gave him cougar tracks.
by BinkyDaClown September 26, 2021
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cougar jumper

aka CJ - A young guy who is trying to get with older women for the purpose of trying to date someone like his mom.
Andre is such a cougar jumper on Plenty of Fish.
by jess312 July 20, 2021
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Bald Cougar

An older woman, defined as a Cougar, who is up to date on all the latest personal landscaping trends.
As the Cougar disrobed before me , I took note of her well groomed landing strip and realized she was no ordinary cougar; she was a Bald Cougar.
by elsyds29 August 5, 2021
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Cougar

Jasmine is a cougar
by TaraDalton04 February 22, 2022
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