Noraa loves putting his cocaine into the tiny squares on a waffle before taking a morning bump, Yay waffle bumps!
by TheLemming November 15, 2015
Get the Waffle Bumpsmug. Fucking someone in your vehicle in a Waffle House parking lot and then eating a celebratory waffle afterwards
by Novak06 September 14, 2023
Get the Victory Wafflemug. A person (regardless of gender) that is always broke, always complains about their privileged life, and feels the need to discuss their entire life story to anyone that will listen by sucking you into the abyss of their lies and pathetic excuses that they makes for their screwed up actions.
The “syrup traps” in a waffle symbolizes their technique of constant hounding until all attention is focused on them. Escaping is almost impossible, hence the “sticky situation”.
This person often shares very personal details that are not to be discussed publicly, without any regard for social situations.
The “cottage” is commonly known to be a place of isolation, where this person has not either learned or picked up on acceptable conversations and social cues.
The “syrup traps” in a waffle symbolizes their technique of constant hounding until all attention is focused on them. Escaping is almost impossible, hence the “sticky situation”.
This person often shares very personal details that are not to be discussed publicly, without any regard for social situations.
The “cottage” is commonly known to be a place of isolation, where this person has not either learned or picked up on acceptable conversations and social cues.
A: “Mariah was being a total cottage waffle at work yesterday.”
B: “What did she do this time?”
A: “She was talking about her vaginal discharge in front of customers!”
B: “What did she do this time?”
A: “She was talking about her vaginal discharge in front of customers!”
by NezBarnes December 20, 2017
Get the cottage wafflemug. by Kazooble October 10, 2016
Get the Street Wafflemug. A metaphor for a specific type of male specimen that are really sweet, you crave them and you want them - just like waffles! When you get it, it’s the best thing ever and you just want more drizzled with chocolate and ice cream etc. Then right before the point you realise you’re in love with this ‘waffle,’ you being to feel sick really REALLY fast from eating so much at one time. You become fuller and fuller until you just can’t eat any more ‘waffles.’ You just stop eating your waffles until the next time you feel like then.
The male usually influences your decision to love him or hate him.
The male usually influences your decision to love him or hate him.
Karen: ...I just don’t know what to do. Sometimes I love him, sometimes I hate him!
Patricia: Hmmm GURLL, u gotta Waffle Boy on your hands!
Patricia: Hmmm GURLL, u gotta Waffle Boy on your hands!
by jazzy.macca August 20, 2018
Get the Waffle Boymug. by Misslinds March 31, 2023
Get the Thot wafflemug. It's the custy nasty crust the come off of a blue waffle. (search google images for best result of blue waffle)
by wilkie99 May 12, 2015
Get the Waffle dropmug.