Thirsties

The worst thing in the world. Your throat is getting dry, your lips are cracking. Your mind is slowly going and you have no choice but to sit and watch. You need a drink, but there are none in sight.

Wayne: I would literally drink my own piss right now.
Markus: Man, sounds like you got a case of the thirsties!
*Wayne strikes Markus dead*

by dannydunlop October 7, 2009

Thrist

When you think you have to take a big crap, but instead of the nice, gratifying dump you were expecting, you just fart a lot.

That was the worst thrist of my life.

by Jon Stults October 9, 2007

Thirsty bulldog

The Thirsty Bulldog was first noticed in Melbourne Australia. It is a male ritual often performed by supporters after a footy match. It involves mooning the opposition fans, but the glans penis must be pushed back through the legs so it becomes wedged between the buttocks. In it's extreme form the "bulldogger" will urinate during the ritual, hence providing the slobbering metaphor of the Thirsty Bulldog.

Scenario 1
Supporter Group 1 "You floggers got thrashed your team is shytte"
Supporter Group 2 "Hey look here we have captured you mother"
At this point Supporter Group 2 appoint themselve to the "Thirsty Bulldog" position.

Scenario 2
Plonker at pub:- "I've tried so hard to crack onto Lynn tonight but she thinks I'm a drunken todger"
Mate of Plonker:- " Hey your too good for her son...let the thirsty bulldog off the leash so she can see what she is missing...she'll soon come grovelling back"

Yeah what a great idea
Plonker then unleashes the thirsty Bulldog.

by COITDOG June 11, 2006

Thirster

Equivalent to a thot; a girl who aggresively seeks male companionship.

Thirsters know what they want and how to get it fa dayz.

by lolodahoehoe May 11, 2014

Noon-thirty

A dumbass term for 12:30 pm that was made up for no goddamn reason.

"I swear to God if you say it's Noon-thirty one more time I'm gonna rip your spine out of your anus"

by Nugs-Not-Drugs June 23, 2017

13 or thirteen

believed by many to be a unlucky number or to be of a bad age

an example would be a 12 year old turning 13 or thirteen > hormonal changes mood swings characteristic changes both positive and negative growth

by drinkmilk January 31, 2008

Dirty Thirties

The neighborhoods of 30th - 39th Avenue located in East Oakland CA. Home to perhaps the largest Latino community in Oakland as it's streets are commonly filled with Mexican Reastaraunts, Taquerias, Taco Trucks, Panaderias, and Mexican Supermercados.

What it do? You wanna hit up the dirty thirties tonight holmes?

by Blasphemous[Deity] June 28, 2006