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Here's the thing,

The single greatest opening of a persuasive statement or rebuttal. Also if used correctly an effective Jedi mind trick.
Persuasive statement:
(person 1)"Here's the thing, you should go buy me a Pepsi."(note no question mark so it cannot be refused)(person 2)"Uh, ok."

Rebuttal:
(person 1)"You should move the couch over there on that wall."(person 2) "Well I like it there just fine." (person 1") "But if you move it there you can put the coffee table there, and then i can put my sewing table there!"(person 2)"Here's the thing, No."
by suitonhim May 1, 2014
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It's a Jeep Thing

The go to statement Jeep owners use when they can't provide an explanation for their shoddy modifications, constant mechanical failures, lack of driving ability, etc... A truly misguided "they hate us because they ain't us" mentality.
Jeep lifts left front wheel off ground making a right turn into the parking lot.

Guy: "You ever thought of attaching your sway bar links when you're just driving around? You look like you're gonna roll every time you turn.'

Jeep Owner: "It's a Jeep thing, you probably wouldn't understand."
by DCShred96 May 17, 2020
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Stop Pursuing Things, Start Pursuing Him

When what you need is the presence of Jesus and His favor and blessing in your life to make you a success, and not the material things you have accumulated.
If you let your big job title, fat bank account, or connections with people of influence be your life success, you’ll feel like a failure when these are gone; however, when you’ve Jesus in your life, you needn’t try to be a success, because you’re a success—stop pursuing things, start pursuing Him.
by MathPlus January 2, 2019
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thing-a-ma-bob

what you call something when you can't think of the name or the name is on the tip of your tongue.
I was at school today and I say someone wearing one of those thing-a-ma-bobs. well you know what I mean. It was one of those things!
by Malou Jaggli March 9, 2004
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Gay Thing of Gayness

You gay thing of gayness! Stop trying to touch my balls!
by Yajirobe June 27, 2010
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groove thing

Refers to the "groove" seen when her pants are too tight.
Hot Gossip about "Brit" reports
"The Daily News reports that just hours after allegedly giving Federline the heave-ho, the semi-retired pop starlet burned off steam by shaking her groove thing with some girlfriends at L.A. hotspot LAX"
by Danny dan December 8, 2005
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