tattoo therapy

The urge and eventual feeling of relief you get when you want a tattoo and get it on you.

Alex got some tattoo therapy today at the studio. He ended up getting a dragon, a snake, a dagger, and a wolf on his body. The overall price he paid was $1700

by Lorde and Caitlin's Husband June 5, 2025

Carl TheRapist

The Therapist named Carl. He's a bit creepy. He wants to get in your head and your pants. You can't trust him.

"that was the creepiest Carl ever."
"Yeah, that's because he's not Carl the therapist; he's Carl TheRapist!"

by Read it! July 9, 2025

Restitution therapy

For restitution racketeering fuckaholicks

In this order;

Basic math ., %, fractions, +-×÷, $, cents,€,£

Bookkeeping for dummies
Critical thinking for dummies
Police services for dummies

Criminal law for dummies
Small Claims Court for dummies

I fuckaholiced so bad I need Restitution therapy.

by Modern Women December 17, 2025

INCEL therapy

INCEL therapy or the map out the Invisable landscape out of the "friendzone"

This is loosely based on self-help CBT

Relationships for Dummies

Personal Bounderies for Dummies

The complete and total Idiots Guide to Flirting

The complete and total Idiots Gude to Intamacy

Further reading

Marriage for dummies
The complete and total Idiots Guide to Parenting

Grandparenting
Seppsrenting

Have you tried CBT INCEL therapy yet?

by Modern Women December 23, 2025

Tender Dick Therapy

Providing emotional relief to a stranger or acquaintance by softly, and non-lustfully using your member to massage, penetrate, caress, and showcase a willing female in emotional distress.

Jessica, just dumped by her boyfriend, got some tender dick therapy from Chris on a rainy night in NYC.

by Dothivalla November 18, 2015

Nazi Electroshock Therapy

Otherwise known as NET; the act of converting a Nazi and/or Neo-Nazi into a respectable member of modern society.

Had to perform Nazi Electroshock Therapy on Klaus last night; he said some racy stuff about my Jewish banker Clyde.

by FallenDanish October 31, 2017

Parking Lot Therapy

Frequently used when two employees meet in the company parking lot to settle their grievances with fisticuffs. The victor can claim he gave the loser some "Parking lot Therapy."

Stan kept bullying Bob. On day, after work, Bob gave Stan some "Parking Lot Therapy" or PLT by massaging Stan's face with A BLURR Bob's fists. Now, Stan doesn't bully anyone. PARTICULARLY Bob.

by Bobnoxious August 23, 2020