fugly tree

A tree that grows in the ugly/Fugly forest; Has the ability to turn anyone who touches it ugly and/or fugly
See also: Ugly Stick
Looks like someone fell out of the Fugly tree and hit every branch onthe way down.
by Brick Squatthrust May 08, 2015
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oakwood tree

A carnivore. (Don't question the logic)
Person: It must be an oakwood tree. It is eating some chicken.
Me: okay then
by OakTreesAreCarnivores March 01, 2016
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Tree Hooker

A prostitute who can usually be found working in small forest or clearings. They are noticeable by bits of dirt and possibly leafs or sticks adhered to their back and may be accompanied by a sweaty john, generally shirtless, always with dirty knees. Their primal nature manifests in meth raged fits, or heroin induced sloth like states. May be prone to screaming, falling asleep in odd places, and presenting with oozing sores.
Had to ban another tree hooker from the store tonight, she tried to pay with dirty panties and threatened to shoot everyone when we wouldn't take soiled drawers as currency.
by The Future Resident April 29, 2016
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The Hanging Tree

A song by Marty Robbins. It tells of a man who was looking for gold and almost got hung but survived and walked away from the hanging tree with his true love. Not to be confused with the hanging tree from the hunger games. This song is leagues better that that one.
Yes I walked away from the hanging tree, and my own true love did Walk with me
by BETTS SEAL! November 21, 2021
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Tree Dad

The term “Tree-Dad” originally referred to a man, typically tall in stature with a kind demeanor, like a tree. In present day the term has evolved to be used to cover a wider variety of individuals who may also be referred to as “good stuff”.
That actor Jason Segel seems like a total tree dad.
by PooBili May 15, 2021
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Yellow Tree

Noun: Word-play on the Counter Strike term "lo3", often stated as a request to make the match or scrimmage go "live on three".
CT Player1 : got 5?
T Player 1: 5th just got here.
CT Player 1: lo3 then
*a little time passes without the match going live*
CT Player 2: Yellow Tree?
by iniq.Seraphim April 10, 2009
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