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Hair shark

small lock or locks of hair sticking up on the top of your head when it's in a ponytail - like shark fins sticking up out the water
I thought I had pulled my hair back into a neat ponytail, but found out when I looked in the mirror that I had like 5 hair sharks.
by AcoolgirlcalledB January 4, 2011
mugGet the Hair sharkmug.

shark jet

A machine in which a dildo of any size is strapped on. Turn on the machine and sit on it.The dildo will go in and out at 55 miles per hour
Guy 1:Dude I was at Zack's house and his sister totally had a shark jet.

Guy 2:My sister has one to.

Guy 3: Jesus
by shittmaster July 14, 2010
mugGet the shark jetmug.

loan shark

A lone shark is a person who will make you a lone but charge you a high amount on intrest, and if you cant pay then you better run. A lone shark is often a banker.
Man 1: I cant pay up on that loan you gave me.
Lone Shark: Boys, send him on a long walk off a short dock, wearing a pair of concreat slippers.
by Trusso July 22, 2004
mugGet the loan sharkmug.

shark butt

When you draw teeth on your boyfriends butt crack, and proceed to make shark noises while you spread and close the butt cheeks together.
Girlfriend: Hunny, Can I give you shark Butt tonight?
Boyfriend: OK,I guess.. But only with the blue sharpie...
Girlfriend *draws teeth on butt crack*
Boyfriend: Is my butt hairy??
Girlfriend: Your butt? You mean daddy shark?? *RRRARR I'm a big mean shark...* (spreads and closes butt cheaks)
Boyfriend: giggles
by missninnylove May 23, 2006
mugGet the shark buttmug.

shark-face

Someone with a pointy face. His chin and his forehead are far back compared to his nose. Those people are always very ugly and no one likes them. At school, they are rejects.
Gab: He look its Jacob!
Éric: Its a shark-face!
Both: singing Jaws theme song.
by iPodtouchpro April 15, 2011
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Whale-Shark

The expression on someones face when yawning, which resembles a whale shark.
Buddy 1- ‘Ohh my gosh, not geometry, im so tired (*yawns)’
Buddy 2- ‘Ahh, WHALE-SHARK!’
by Pasta Boy February 23, 2010
mugGet the Whale-Sharkmug.

Kiss The Shark

To encounter, by feeling with the penis, a hard shard of feces inside the rectal cavity during anal sex.
I begged my woman for anal for so long, and when she finally gave it, I wound up having to kiss the shark.
by meatholesfan December 16, 2008
mugGet the Kiss The Sharkmug.

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