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goose fooling

An act by which hope is given to the "goose" or "goosey" as is known in most cultures, and subsequently hope is stripped away when it becomes apparent that a lie has been concocted by which to "fool the goose". The bigger and more elaborate the lie, the more the goose has been fooled.
"Mate, got tickets to see the Spice Girls tonight, wanna come?"

"Yeah mate, i'll go get dressed now!"

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I'm the master of goose fooling!"

(sub-par goose fooling)
by Razorfin October 18, 2011
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Fools porn

Like fools gold, fools porn is porn that looks really good. But due to the content which might be distressing or disturbing makes it impossible to jerk off to. Most commonly ntr hentai which for some reason has the best artists. Only fools think they can bust one out to fools porn.
"Dude I found a really good doujin but it was by ratatatat74." "Oh man I hope you didn't try to pull your pork to that. Its fools porn."
mugGet the Fools pornmug.

Boo boo the fool

Don’t be like boo boo the fool and have a man cheat on you and have a baby on side then tell you they talking about the baby.
by Princessinty June 10, 2019
mugGet the Boo boo the foolmug.

Bitch-Fooled

When the girl that you like, starts to say things that hint that she likes you and her friends tag along and start to say that “you two are a great match” and then one of the friends say that she likes you. You then ask her out since you got the green light, then she says “No” because they were just “kidding around”.
Your friend: So how is that girl that you like?

Me: Her and her friends bitch-fooled me yesterday so I just have to give up on her now.
by Lee Chandler May 15, 2018
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fool's balls

When crazy ass cracked up black men in the hood go into some dude's house and they cut off his testicles while they sleep and yell "I got yo balls foo'!" and then run away to sell them on the black market
Aw, god fucking damn! Now they got a fool's balls!
by zombie vagina July 24, 2018
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Uncoordinated Fool

When someone slips in the middle of a dance battle and you need a quick insult, or when someone slips in general. When someone trips when walking ot falls flat on their face.
Person 1: *slips*
Person 2: You uncoordinated fool!
by NataliMarie November 11, 2020
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fool's dinner

The college hall dinner on the same night as scholar's dinner at a Cambridge College.
Too bad we can't eat with John tonight, we've got fool's dinner
by sylvestre le gender August 17, 2024
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