Congruent Flex

When a flex is so good, it becomes congruent with a flex that of the quality of Xzibit.

Man, hes really flexing well. Thats one congruent flex!

by Horizon11O1 March 4, 2019

Ghost Flex

To lie about a flex.

Why you got to ghost flex, we know you ain't got no car.

by ThisCup September 19, 2022

Flex

What a 79 series can't do

Person 1: Mate have a go at that 79
Person 2: It's a crime to even call it a 4x4 the things got less flex than a Datsun 1200

by You've been chopped. September 10, 2021

Monkey flex

He tackles the striker in soccer ,stole the ball assisted while bending flexibly like rubber.

The kid just flexed like a monkey stole the ball at impossible angles .Yeah he's going crazy like ivar the boneless doing a monkey flex.

by Lmwaoelvis September 15, 2023

Turd Flex

Senator Smith has recalled the word and or phrase “HOMOSEXUAL” finding it highly offensive in due nature, instead Senator Smith has renamed the Male gender “TURD FLEX”.

And Rim shot. Figure it out.

Gary and Tom have a secret gentlemen’s club they force on Government officials at nite time if you are in the closet. Senator Smith calls the Turd Flex out tho. Ride high Pence…ride high.

by Atombombe August 8, 2025

Flex

Noun- a person who acts out in order to get attention

My bro: I heard Greg tried to do a backflip because he was in front of hella females and landed on his face

Me: yea he’s a flex

by Shlong dong daddy April 11, 2020

Struggle Flexing

When two people talk about how hard their lives were and constantly trying to one up the other in how much of a struggle their life has been.

Yo I was listening to these two people struggle flexing on the bus ride home the other day.

by Philosophic2311 April 5, 2021