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Pharaoh's Curse

when you put fundip in your urethra and shoot it out with your nut
by BBC the 3rd December 26, 2023
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the 1989 curse

the 1989 curse refers to when during the 1989 (SV) era, Taylor Swift was struggling mentally with an eating disorder. at the end of every show, she reportedly felt like she was going to pass out after every show. while this era was still going on (2014-2016), Kim K. called her a snake. on Taylors Instagram, twitter, and any social media platform she had, she was flooded with comments of the snake emoji.

now, during the 1989 (TV) era, during her era's tour in Rio de Janeiro in brazil, one of her fans sadly passed away. she almost passed out during one of her shows as well due to the intense heat in Brazil this past summer. she was crying in her hotel room when she found out some of her fans had died. Taylor was being called a snake again due to her not "giving her fans water" when it was not her fault. the venue refused to give out water to her fans, and when she was on stage, she was scanning the crowd. she called out water to a fan who needed it during her performance of all too well ten-minute version of the red era.

tl;dr both eras were highly successful, but she was criticized and canceled in both of them for things she didn't even mean to happen.
Person A: "did you hear about the 1989 curse?"
Person B: "no, i didnt, what is it?"
by princesspower781 January 5, 2024
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Salinzkie Curse

When a guy makes plans with a girl, but something causes there plans to be canceled. Repeatedly.
Person 1: Did you hear that Ken got cancelled on again?
Person 2: Shit, that's the third time this week. That nigga got the Salinzkie Curse.
by SatisfiedShark May 31, 2015
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Cricket Cursed

The phenomenon where a cricket player leaves their cricket attire out to dry overnight and a series of 'evil spirits' sneak into the kit and curse the player.

Note: the evil spirits cause poor batting (usually scoring 0 runs), terrible fielding and erratic bowling.
Cricket Cursed: The spirits can only be discouraged from the 'whites' by a strong and serious threat of burning.

On serious occasions, it is essential to destroy (by burning) the whites to eradicate the evil spirits.
by RingGo July 23, 2017
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Geno curse

When you make fun of someone and/or something then the person/thing ends up doing something really impressive.
"Zach Hyman is overpaid and overrated. Oh wow, he just scored a goal. Classic geno curse right there."
by Professor Nate April 27, 2024
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Cursed Image

An image, most commonly a meme, with so much unbearable cringe that turns into a curse that you immediately result in posting it to every single social media site in existence.
Person: Hey, look at this really cursed image!
Other Person: Hold on, let me get my reddit out...
by Greninjasn July 18, 2021
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bpd curse

A curse that some people with BPD suffer from which involves moving from partner to partner, continually causing pain to people through life.
Tom: Yeah man Samantha was a bad partner, she did a lot of damage to your mental health.
Mark: Yeah, she’s got the bpd curse.
by Narndo July 1, 2024
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