Whale Kale

Any food that is unhealthy but is marketed as healthy.

I saw Ned eating low fat chips the other day. Those things are complete whale kale.

by Definedgarrot May 11, 2016

mistake whale

One who either makes a big mistake or plenty of little mistakes which combined make a BIG MISTAKE!

My biology partner is a mistake whale. He fucks up nearly every lab we do.

by bonher123 February 25, 2011

Beluga Whale

A slur targeted towards people who are fat and have light skin

“Shut the fuck up beluga whale”
“Beluga whale? Im not even white?!”
“Doesn’t Matter, you are still fat and light skinned anyways”

by Layas8567 August 28, 2022

Wolf to whales

Idiom

To explain a multi-step process in detail from start to finish to preempt confusion.

This phrase makes reference to the evolution of the modern species of whale from a contemporary cousin of a terrestrial "wolf-like" mammal called Pakicetus of the Eocene Era. While ALL life living on dry land came originally from the water, a small number of earlier species went from water to land BACK to water; BAM, wolf to whales

Boss: "John, why don't you take us from wolf to whales on your new project?"

John: "Be happy to boss. I wouldn't want anyone to be confused!"

by RAM388 May 27, 2018

Beached Whale

Is a very common sex position where the girl is told to move around like a dying whale and the male of other partner has to stop it and spray water in the whale

Boy: You know what time it is

Girl: * lays on floor*, "ITS BEACHED WHALE TIME"

by NzCoCoPoPs June 18, 2021

Godsped Whale

Godsped whale is amazing and gorgeous she makes my heart flutter and she has great humor.

Godsped whale is great girlfriend and I'd die with out her

by Secretary-generalgirl12 December 3, 2020

wailing whale

When two fat people are having sex on the beach and the man gives her a screaming seagull and she wails in pain like a whale

Jerry: i gave my girl a wailing whale yesterday.
Scott: wait the fat chick you are going out with.
Jerry: fuck you.

by Glenn quagmire November 18, 2014