Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.
Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.
Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.
by JCEG November 25, 2006
Get the Finer than a dog's hair split three waysmug. Basically an older term for “Bye Felicia.” When you don’t give a fuck that someone is leaving, and you hope the door smacks them on the ass
by WonderBlox November 3, 2021
Get the Don’t let the door hit you where the good Lord split youmug. MY FAV SONG IN THE HOLE WIDE WOARLD IS Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cause we all got tasks to do
Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we all
by jeff the weirdo November 6, 2021
Get the Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cagot tasks to douse we allmug. when you go to sit on a counter and shit your self and it goes on both surfaces, thats a split dump.
leg must be at 90 degree angle, also must be semi runny otherwise no split.
leg must be at 90 degree angle, also must be semi runny otherwise no split.
by longjohndec December 12, 2009
Get the split dumpmug. Person 1: Hey man what happened to your face.
Person 2: I got punched out.
Person 1: Damn dog you got split.
Person 2: I got punched out.
Person 1: Damn dog you got split.
by cooper302c May 27, 2010
Get the you got splitmug. When you’re so obsessed about splitting costs equally that you would even insist on getting half of an egg.
Person 1: You owe me 20p from that coffee the other day
Person 2: Mate. You’re splitting an egg right now.
Person 2: Mate. You’re splitting an egg right now.
by EggSplitter2007 November 27, 2021
Get the Splitting an Eggmug. When you shove a banana up your girls anus and she squishes it and then pushes it out while shitting it out while sitting on your face
by Futaraki February 12, 2022
Get the The Choco Banana Splitmug.