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Giving a shotgun a blowjob

A simile for when your friend wants to do something stupid
Friend A: should I drive tonight?

Friend B: would giving a shotgun a blowjob blow your mind?
by 1blueheron December 11, 2024
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Shotgun Humor

A type of humor system that hits close to home, very quickly, and meant to catch you off guard, alike to a shotgun pass in football. Oh, yeah it’s also based purely around shotguns, Alabama, or fucking some gay whore named Dunkirk
What type of humor was being told up there? Why, Shotgun humor of course!
by Jackinator84 October 28, 2023
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Shotgunning

Shotgunning is a means of consuming a beverage, particularly beer, very quickly by punching a hole in the side of the can, near the bottom, placing the mouth over the hole, and pulling the tab to open the top.
I saw this video of a girl who looked like you shotgunning a beer.
by Yagirlkween October 29, 2018
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Shotgun

the America defense. that people use when someone that owns one sees someone they fucking despise
Dude who owns shotgun: GET THE FUCK OF MY LAWN *shotgun sfx*
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Shotgun

When a man is about to finish in a woman, he can instead cum into a condom to 'load the shotgun'. Once loaded, the loaded 'shotgun' is then placed up to the womans vagina. From here, the back of the 'shotgun' is pulled back and released to fire the shotgun. Results may be messy.
I was so indecisive if I wanted to finish on my girlfriend or not. After she said she wanted it I decided to try the shotgun and it was the highlight of the night!
by Shotgunfucker69 October 31, 2021
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Charge Shotgun Method

Inserting a game console controller handle into the vagina or penis and using vibrations from a game to be pleasured. Sometimes putting one handle in the vagina and other in the asshole.
“Did you hear about the charge shotgun method? I use it everyday and put one in the pink and the other in the stink! I totally recommend it.”
by drphilshole August 27, 2025
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shotgun rush

Very cheap tactic which is used at the mod WordNatural-Selectionword by smart or really stupid commanders.
Aliens - omfg our hive went down like 3 sec!!1
Marine - omg man wtf eject!
by Nomble August 14, 2003
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